tigriswolf: (king of the jungle)
So I'm going through the very last bin from my old apartment because I'm moving into a new one. I've found stories I never typed up, that I'd completely forgotten about. I'm not sure I want to type them up now because they're probably horrible, but I also do kinda wanna type them up because the idea might still be sound. You know?

Also: all four of my teenage diaries made it unscathed! I was so fucking dramatic but I'm so glad they aren't damaged.

update

Jul. 6th, 2017 06:16 pm
tigriswolf: (a bird may love a fish)
So, not only did I keep Abaddon, I've also gotten Anakin.




I'm moving into a new apartment later this month; same complex, different building.

I've come up with a tentative idea for my dissertation.

I've discovered that Amazon has wishlists.
tigriswolf: (king of the jungle)
So, I'm keeping Abbadon.

I also filled at an application and put down a deposit on an apartment today.

update

May. 30th, 2017 04:55 pm
tigriswolf: (old man of the forest)
Macaroon, Marmalade, and Turtle have all been returned to Cat Haven ready for adoption.

I finished Supernatural season 11 - shit got crazy, yo. I really enjoyed season 11 for the most part, nearly as much as the early seasons. Did not enjoy the overall arc of it, though. But they were brothers again! But the writers completely wasted demon!Dean.

I am now fostering a stray lilsis found until Cat Haven has room for her. I named her Abbadon.
I'm taking her to the vet tomorrow because one of her back legs is injured. She is the most adoptable cat I have ever met in my life; she follows humans around like she's a puppy

fun idea:

May. 19th, 2017 04:58 pm
tigriswolf: (soothing)
So, I know that canon (at least through season 6, as far as I’ve gotten) has it that the First Seal breaks when The (A?) Righteous Man sheds blood in Hell and that the Last Seal breaks with the death of the First Demon, and that for some reason it had to be Dean and Sam.

I also know that God actually shows up at some point and who that is.

BUT. What if Lucifer’s cage can only be unlocked by the person who created it and locked it in the first place? So the First Seal could only ever be broken by God.

So at some point (probably when God headed out for smokes and never went home) God decides that they should actually see what it’s like to be something non-omnipotent and locks away everything in order to be incarnated on Earth as literally every living thing in a cycle that will only end if something shocks them out of it - like, I don’t know, unknowingly opening the Cage and having to protect their little brother from the forces of both Heaven and Hell?

Through every life, they never knew. They lived and died and reincarnated so many times humans can’t comprehend it, but Dean remembers them all as Lucifer’s grace streams out of the Cage.

Because God hadn’t ever told anyone the true punishment: Lucifer was incarnated on Earth, too, and reincarnated over and over and over again, in a cycle that will only end when God allows it to. Except that God headed out for smokes and never went home, and for millennia, God wasn’t in any position to check on anything.

At the exact moment Dean is remembering, so is Sam. And neither one of them can bear to let the other know, not yet, because this final life as a mortal, it’s the most prevalent, and despite everything that God was/is/will be/has always been, at the moment they are Dean Winchester first and foremost - so God locks themself back inside Dean.

And Lucifer? He buries himself inside Sam’s consciousness, all those memories of a brother who sacrificed everything for him, who always put him first, who protected and sheltered and raised him, whose entire existence centered around him. His Grace pours into him and he locks it down. He can’t ever just be Sam again, but he pulls that last life, 25 years of memories, and wears it like a skin.

Season 5 starts with a Dean who doesn’t know he’s God and a Sam who’s actually Lucifer. Neither of them is a Vessel but there isn’t a being who knows that.

So. Yeah. I’ve seen fics with parts of that but never all of them. Does it exist?
tigriswolf: (friends)
So I rewatched “Skin” the other dayand I still have a major problem with part of the episode.

Okay. So. You’ve been captured and tortured in your own home by a serial killer. You’re rescued by a SWAT team and taken to a hospital.

Then you WALK HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL ALONE. While there is a serial killer out there who will probably come back for you.

YOU WALK HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL ALONE. Why aren’t you in protective custody? How are you already well enough to leave the hospital, anyway? Why are there no friends or family with you?

Why the fuck aren’t your parents back from vacation since your brother was ARRESTED FOR MURDER a week ago?

WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY?!

This has been bothering me for TWELVE GODDAMN YEARS.
tigriswolf: (king of the jungle)


Macaroon encouraging Marmalade to jump down.
tigriswolf: (the devil went down)
So, Lenore is in this episode. She’s gonna die, isn’t she? Damnit.

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Yup. Damnit.

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Shouldn’t they pick the back door, not the front?

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We’ve seen this cop in another episode, haven’t we?

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This is very shitty police work, FYI.

Oh, they’re Jefferson Starships, that’s why.

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Ever noticed that all prisons look the same on this show?

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These kids are gonna turn out to be monsters, aren’t they?

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Castiel, you sure have fallen a long way down.

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Yup, the kids are monsters. Damnit.

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… how is Eve older than Castiel?

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Oh, look, Crowley’s not dead. Shocking.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM “CAS”?!

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Crowley: Kill the Winchesters or I will.

Castiel: No.

Crowley: PLEASE.

Castiel: Don’t you dare try hurting those humans out of all the humans on the planet because I am currently the most powerful angel in existence (that isn’t in a cage in Hell) and I will smite you. Also, don’t worry about them because I’ve totally gotten them fooled into thinking I’m that same lovesick, gullible angel they knew last season and the season before.

Crowley: Don’t worry about– What, like Lucifer didn’t worry? Or Michael? Or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn’t worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?

Me: Well, Crowley has a point. Also, he seems to shout at or about the boys a lot.

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Seriously, WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM CAS. EVERY SINGLE BEING. WHY.

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Why do angels need vessels in Heaven?

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Oh, Castiel. You really don’t lie all that well.


So, if Castiel had just asked Dean for help? For a plan? For how to punch Cthulhu in the throat? What would’ve happened?

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Aww, Dean, another completely-trusted person who has betrayed him.

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Crowley, threatening Dean’s family is generally a bad move. Just saying.

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Dude: Not much, just open a door into another dimension.

Bobby: Why would they do that?

Dude: To see what’s out there. Maybe it’s friendly.

Bobby: It’s never friendly.

*sporfle* Human curiosity is gonna wipe us out one day, if our tempers don’t do it first.

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They totally do not care about the meatsuits anymore.

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So, either Lisa or Ben is possessed, right?

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Yup, knew it.

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Dean, you really should’ve asked if they wanted their memories erased. It’s almost two years gone. How did the memory wipe work, anyway?

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Damnit, I like Dr. Visayk.

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So, Sam has amnesia and is telling this bartender the Jason Bourne movie. Okay.

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So, either this chick is going to die or be evil, right?

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Amnesia!Sam just described Dean as a male model type. *sporfle*

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Oh, wait, amnesia!Sam is actually coma!Sam. Okay.

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Sam: It was night and now it’s day!

That’s where it’s from! *hee*

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Okay, so Sam beat soulless!Sam. Now who is this?

Oh, no, it’s the Sam stuck in Hell for a year and a half. Crap.

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Castiel has completely slipped off the rails. If EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS is telling you something is a bad idea and all “betray” you, maybe it’s not them. Just sayin’.

Also, why is he okay with killing friends he’s had for centuries but not Dean Winchester? Hmm.

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Question: if only angels can kill angels, how did Dean kill Zachariah?

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Oh, look, Castiel has lost it even more. Uh oh.
tigriswolf: (howling wolf)
So, is Dean or Sam scarier?

Also: did soulless!Sam feel physical pain?

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Okay, so soulless!Sam was Sam’s mind and body, with all of Sam’s memories but zero emotional connections? No conscience?

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Oh, no, Sam is about to go talk to the cops. Who he beat the shit out of when he didn’t have a soul.

Wonder how that’s gonna go.

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Okay, so it’s a trap for Sam.

The sheriff’s wife is in on it, isn’t she?

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Dean: Everything’s gonna be okay.

Sam: *wall breaks*

So, we made it a whole two episodes.

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Oh, great, a creepyass mannequin without skin. Wonder what’s gonna hapen.

Yup, it’s eyes are moving. Now it’s off the hook. Now the janitor’s head is being cut open and there’s ghost smoke.

Shit.

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Okay, did I have a thing for gonna let the world die if it saves you codependency before I fell into Supernatural 12 years ago or not? Did it give me this thing? Because it’s my thing now.

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Now it’s a faceless mannequin. Yay.

Well, at least Dean also finds the mannequin creepy.

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Okay, so I’m really glad these guys died.

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Chickie-baby, WHY are you going with the really big guy who just scared you?

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Look, it’s the second time the Metallicar gets possessed!

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What the fuck kind of crap ending is that? She just dies? Fuck that.

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And here’s the episode where Dean and Sam end up in the show!

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How did ANYONE keep a straight face for more than a minute?

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Oh my god this is amazing.

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Dean’s reaction to all the Metallicars!

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Oh, look, it’s Misha!

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This might be my favorite episode.

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Well, hey, at least now I’m finally learning about how the apocalypse affected other countries.

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Driver dude: Hey, we’re not doin’ anything illegal, are we?

Sam: Would it make you feel better if we said no?

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And here’s Jensen Ackles pretending to be Dean Winchester pretending to be Jensen Ackles.
This is just amazing.

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So, are Jensen and Jared in the Supernatural world?

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And now what happens back in the world where Supernatural is a show?

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Does Samuel being in the previously mean he gets to die this episode? I hope so.

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I really hope Rufus being in this episode doesn’t mean he dies.

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And Sam is back to being Dean’s conscience.

Does one of the boys get to kill Samuel? Please?

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Okay. Something’s wrong with Dean now.

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Only one Campbell left. :)

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Sam: We’re gonna find him alive, Samuel, or I’m gonna put a bullet in your head.
*glee*

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Oh, no, is Dean gonna kill Rufus?

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Okay, so now I have to rewind this scene to keep track of where Sam’s gun is.

Sam’s gun stays pointed at Samuel, then goes to Rufus when Rufus moves toward Dean, and then right back at Samuel.

Why does that make me so happy?

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Dean is trying to kill Samuel with a glare.

Samuel gets up, heads in Dean’s direction, and Sam blocks him.

What the hell does Sam remember?

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Yay for the boys working like a terrifying team!

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And then Dean gets between Samuel and Sam the second Samuel starts spouting off about what soulless!Sam did. They’re back!

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Is Samuel really dead?

Please be dead!

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Sam: What would Mom say?

Dude. Her dad tried to kill her kids. Pretty sure she’d be on your side.

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Damnit. Samuel’s probably dead but there’s a thing wearing him.

Don’t kill Rufus!

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Boys kicking doors open in unison!

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I really want the young adventures of Bobby and Rufus.

Of course, now goo!Bobby just stabbed Rufus, damnit.

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Goo!Bobby is friggin’ creepy.

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They didn’t even discuss it! Just knew what the other would do.

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Aww, Bobby’s backstory with Rufus. :(

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… why are Jo and Ellen in the previously?

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Okay, dude messing with [powertools and a garage door. This is gonna go poorly.

Told you so.

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This has gotta be the Titanic episode.

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That is NOT the Metallicar.

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Dean: Accidents don’t just happen accidentally.

Me: *sporfle*

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Dean, way to not be creepy.

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So, there’s a cute blonde who can stop time. That’s a handy power.

And she’s setting up horrific accidents instead of car crashes, why?

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So Balthazar saved the Titanic from sinking.

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This conversation about the Titanic and Celine Dion is hilarious.

And the Metallicar is not important, obviously.

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Are there any fics that explore the backstory in this Titanic AU?

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The Winchesters without the Metallicar are just wrong.

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Okay, yes, boys, let’s go chase Fate and threaten her. Good call.

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Dean: If she’s going after the boat people, why’d she try and waste me and Sam?

Castiel: I imagine she harbors a certain degree of rage toward you.

Sam: What’d we do?

Castiel: Nothing of import. Just the tiny matter of averting the apocalypse and rendering her obsolete. I think maybe she’s a little irritated about that.

Me: *sporfle* Did he learn sarcasm from Dean or Sam?

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They’re so nervous, it’s adorable.

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What’s with these weird camera angles?

Also, Castiel just gave up 50,000 souls to keep the boys safe. Aww.

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Castiel, you’re not that good an actor.

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Dean’s such a good caretaker.

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Is this another time travel episode? I think it is.

Uh, yeah, ‘cause that’s Dean in 1861.

Also: this show goes all out for the theme episodes.

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I love it when they act like brothers.

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Well, Rachel isn’t wrong.

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Dean is the cutest thing that ever cuted, oh my gosh.

So, I just fast forwarded their conversation with the sheriff. Hope I didn’t miss anything important.

It seems like I’m fast forwarding a lot.

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Oh, wow, is Sam at all familiar with riding horses? Because otherwise, uh, he’s gonna be really sore.

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So, I have no idea if this is period-accurate apparel, but wow, Jensen Ackles looks good in it.

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Samuel Colt: Well, when you’ve done this job as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn’t exactly give you the vapors.

Me: *sporfle*

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Castiel, you lying liar who lies.

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By the way, I’m totally on the phoenix’s side, and if Dean didn’t need the ashes, he would be, too.
tigriswolf: (king of the jungle)
Meet the kittens I'm fostering for a couple weeks: Macaroon, Marmalade, and Turtle.

tigriswolf: (in my defense i've never read fairy tale)
Soulless!Sam wants to get right, and to stay with Dean. Hmm.

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Ooh, hopefully more Campbells are going to die!

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Nope, no Campbells died, but soulless!Sam has chosen again to stay with Dean. More hmm.

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Another Campbell down!

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WHY DO THEY FILM THIS SHOW SO DARK.

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This shapeshifting dog episode is so fucking creepy. Just like that episode of Charmed where the cat turned into a man.

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So, Dean and Sam are totally terrifying, you know? Like, if they actually were evil? Wow.

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Do the skinwalkers choose the kind of dog they become?

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Our souls make us sleep? That’s what I’m getting from soulless!Sam not needing sleep.

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Is Dean’s worst-case scenario Sam literally not caring about him or Sam being gone?

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And now Dean is actively being Sam’s conscience, which is an interesting role reversal, I think.

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And now Dean is missing. What’s a soulless!Sam to do?

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Soulless!Sam is hilarious. When he’s not being terrifying.

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Is this like Dean having to raise Sam again? Sam keeps asking Dean how he should be reacting and stuff. It’s kinda endearing yet also sad.

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Sam: I’m assuming you have a soul, so what’s your excuse?
*hee*

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What is the hierarchy of gods, angels, demons, and God?

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So, an angel in the midst of a civil war is watching porn.

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My favorite “Meg” is definitely Sam.

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Castiel’s reason for not trying to get Sam’s soul out of the cage is stupid. It’ll hurt too much? It’ll be broken? Dude. Things will be worse for it in the cage.

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So, “Meg” and Castiel. Still don’t like it.

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Soulless!Sam sure does a pretty good job of pretending to care about Dean.

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Death is in the previously!

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You give Dean a choice and he’ll pick Sam every time.

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Tessa: You have a long history of throwing a wrench in everything.

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Dean as Death: Everything is dust in the wind.

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The ethics of this situation is very murky. Sam doesn’t want his soul back, but is he of sound mind to make that decision?

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Dean wouldn’t be Dean if he weren’t punching Cthulhu in the throat.

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Fuck, that’s how the episode ends? Argh.

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Look, I do not care about these people in the plane. How’s Sam?!

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And Sam is hugging Dean! Sam has a soul again!

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Sam, worried and beginning to get angry: Dean, what did you do?
Dean, overwhelmed and guilty and glad: Me and Death–
Sam: Death? The horseman?
Bobby: oh for fuck’s sake
Sam: *doesn’t really believe everything’s okay*
Dean: *has his little brother back and everything else can wait a while*
Me: Yup. That’s the show.

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Dean, after punching Cthulhu in the throat: I’m sending Death a damn fruit basket.

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Acting is so weird. Sam just spent half a season without emotions and here he is with emotions again.

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And Sam is once again awesome with people and Dean just lights up. Aww.

But also, Dean. This is gonna blow up in your face.

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Oh, I wonder what could be after virgins, gold, and can fly?

Dean, you’re lying to your brother. Bad move. He KNOWS something is going on, dude.

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I really like this Dr. Visayk. Does she turn out to be evil?

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Castiel, you are really not good at this subterfuge thing.

Also, Dean, you really should’ve known better. Sam is not an idiot.

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This rock looks hella fake.

And Dean just broke the magic sword.

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Dean, this not telling Sam thing? What about everyone else who knows soulless!Sam?

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Well, this is horrifying.
tigriswolf: (howling wolf)
Okay, juxtaposing Dean’s “normal” life with flashes of his “real” life is just mean.

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Dean used to be in pest control. Wow. That’s one of way of putting it.

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How bored is he with his apple pie life?

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John’s journal! When’s the last time we saw that?

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Hi, Sam!

And Dean’s sure he’s dead.

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Something’s wrong with Sammy.

Dean: How long have you been back, Sam?
Sam: About a year.

Oh, Dean. How much of this stuff Sam’s saying is true?

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Look, it’s Campbell cousins. And Grandpa, who’s been dead for decades.

Well, that’s normal.

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Was soulless!Sam actually protecting Dean because he does still care about him? I barely remember this season, honestly. I do remember that soulless!Sam feeds Dean to a vampire but that’s about it.

I also remember how annoying the Campbells are. Don’t they all die? Can’t wait.

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Question: Did Dean ever actually want a normal life? Really? I just don’t think so, not for more than a moment, not for himself. For Sam? Yeah.

Also, shut the fuck up, Samuel. Dean’s given more than enough, so don’t you try to fucking guilt-trip him, you should-be-dead- fuckhead.

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Oh, look, the Campbells have captured the djinn, not killed her. Huh. Wonder what that could be about?

Soulless!Sam, the only reason Dean hasn’t figured out there’s something not quite right about you is because you’ve been gone for a year and he’s reeling.

But you did just tell Dean you’re not quite and he didn’t really hear it, so. Guess I can’t blame you.

BUT. I had to fast-forward Sam turning down the Metallicar.

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Oh my gosh, is this the baby episode!?

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The most I think I’ll ever like Samuel is during this conversation with soulless!Sam and his frustration with the laptop.

Soulless!Sam calls his big brother for help with an infant. *hee*

Aww, I do like Lisa.

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Shouldn’t Dean be better with the baby? This might be another thing I just flat-out reject.

So, soulless!Sam remembers everything, right? He just doesn’t have emotions? I mean, he’s clearly learned to mimic them by the time he shows up back in Dean’s life.

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Soulless!Sam stepping in to keep Dean and the cousin from fighting: is that because he’s trying to keep up the facade or because Dean’s his?

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1 Campbell down.

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Metallicar!

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So, Castiel is in the previously. Wonder what that could mean.

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So, does soulless!Sam buy sex because he can’t be bothered to play the game?

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Dean: Ben, I know you’re lying. Because I lie professionally, that’s how.
*sporfle*

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They’re acting like brothers, but there’s something slightly… off. Oh, boys.

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Hi, Cas!

Castiel: Dean and I do share a more profound bond.

So, is soulless!Sam actually angry that Castiel ignored him? Also, so when do we find out he’s soulless?

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So, Sam is not nearly as good with civilians as he used be. I wonder why.

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Dean, something’s wrong with both Sam and Castiel. You noticed yet?

Yeah, but you’re actively ignoring it.

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I do not understand angel names. Why do some have human names? Do they choose them? Did God create an angel and say, “Hey, you’re Balthazar,” and then create another and say, “Hey, you’re Castiel”? Seriously?

Also, why does anyone beside Dean (and Sam) call him “Cas”?

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I also still don’t understand why angels need to be in meatsuits to fight. They should’ve given us a better explanation.

Also, I like to think that Dean is (unknowingly) acting as both Castiel and Sam’s conscience.
Aww, and now they’re both back in the Metallicar! Yay.

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And soulless!Sam is now taking emotional cues from Dean, and Dean is the person who knew souled!Sam the best. Has anyone else questioned him about stuff like this?

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I do like this glimpse we’re getting of Bobby’s but what happens whenever he goes on a hunt of his own? Is there someone else who answers the phones for when hunters need help with their covers?

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Rufus: Okey-dokey, woodchipper. That, that pretty much trumps everything.
Me: *sporfle*

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Bobby: I gotta take this, it’s important.
Dean: More important than Sam?

Because for Dean, there is nothing more important than Sam.

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They really don’t care about the meatsuits anymore, do they?

Also: demons are ghosts with ego. huh.

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Oh, look, it’s the episode where Sam feeds Dean to a vampire, and when I originally saw it, when I realized something was actually, truly wrong with Sam.

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A guy vampire just told Dean he was pretty and Dean’s only reaction is to calmly say he doesn’t play for that team. *hee*

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Oh, look, Sam just waited til after the vampire turned Dean to step in. Huh. I wonder if Dean was right about something being wrong with Sam.

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Supernatural vampires turn hella quickly, and with barely any blood ingestion at all. It’s weird.

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And, of course, Dean gets turned into a vampire and they can save him. But anyone else? They gotta die.

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A vampire just fistbumped Dean.

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So, Dean took out an entire nest by himself and his 600yearold sire. Shit, Dean.

But, yeah, you also got your evidence that something’s wrong with Sam.

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Soulless!Sam does the same thing “Meg”!Sam did: use ALL of his size to intimidate people.

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Soulless!Sam has no people skills at all, and he doesn’t even bother to try. Except with Dean.

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Lisa: I didn’t expect Sam to come back. And I’m glad he’s okay, I am. But the minute he walked through that door, I knew it was over. You two have the most unhealthy, tangled-up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen. As long as he’s in your life, you’re never gonna be happy.

Me: Um. He’s also never gonna be happy if Sam isn’t in his life. So, yeah.

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So, the truth mojo doesn’t work on soulless!Sam. Does Dean realize it yet?

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So there’s cats in this episode. And one lady killed her own cat so she could summon a god.
Fucking A.

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So, the Goddess of Truth is telling soulless!Sam he’s a liar.

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And soulless!Sam admits to Dean he’s just not feeling anything, and then Dean beats the shit out of him.

Wow, they have issues.
tigriswolf: (blade of the queen)
This episode had so much potential.

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

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Hi, Loki!

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They’re so freaked out!

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Gabriel, you lying liar who lies. You totally care.

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… I do not remember there being a Ghostfacers commercial.

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So much fucking potential with the other religions. I did write a fic so I could work through how angels could kill gods, but this still bugs the crap out of me.

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Dean to the dozen or so gods who have captured him and Sam: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up.

Sam (muttering): Are you out of your mind?

Dean (muttering): I’m out of options.

DEAN IS ALWAYS PUNCHING CTHULHU IN THE THROAT and that’s what makes him Dean.

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DEAN.

Gabriel: I can’t kill my brother.

Dean: Can’t or won’t?

DEAN. Have you met you?

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR THE PAGANS.

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But I do love this so much:

Gabriel: Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Lucifer: What did you just say to me?

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Lucifer: Don’t forget. You learned all your tricks from me, little brother.

I think he actually feels a little sad for killing Gabriel.

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But how does Gabriel know about unlocking the cage with the rings?

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Oh, look, Croatoan is back. Yippee.

BUT THEY’RE BEING BROTHERS AGAIN AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

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Oh, I do like Crowley in his early days.

How does HE know about the rings and the cage? Were he and Gabriel friends?

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Would Sam have ever thought of this if Dean hadn’t gone off with Crowley?

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So, is “Brady” already being so high in the company down to the demon?

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Okay, “Brady” worked for Azazel, and now he works for the Horsemen. Were the Horsemen part of Azazel’s plan?

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How many people in Sam’s life throughout the years have been demons?

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Dean: Please tell us you have good news.

Bobby: Chicago’s about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.

Dean: Huh. *rests his head on his crossed arms*

Castiel: I don’t understand your definition of ‘good news.’

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Crowley sure does shout a lot.

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DEATH’S ENTRANCE IS AMAZING.

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Okay, so Reapers can only take people when it’s their time, right? But Death can take them whenever?

Also: Castiel’s speech patterns have become so much more human.

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Dean: Good luck stopping the whole zombie apocalypse.

Sam: Yeah. Good luck killing Death.

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Dean’s about to talk to Death!!

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This is my second-favorite version of Death the Horseman.

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So, is Death something different from the other three Horsemen? Pestilence and Famine are hella powerful, but War was basically just a dude. And Death? Death seems like he’s entire levels above them all.

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Dean Winchester, who punches Cthulhu in the throat twice weekly: What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face?

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Really, Bobby? This is your peptalk: Sam will beat the devil or die tryin’.

To Dean Winchester? Seriously?

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Oh, Dean, telling his kid brother that he’s not a kid anymore. And if anybody can beat Lucifer, it’s Sam.

You know HOW Sam beats Lucifer, Dean? Same reason you went to Hell for longer than you’ve been alive.

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I still don’t understand WHY they have to wear meatsuits to fight.

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Wow, Dean is such a better big brother than Michael.

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Dean Winchester: bringing the Metallicar to an archangel fight

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Sam: It’s okay, Dean. It’s gonna be okay. I got him.

Oh, fuck.

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And there’s….

Sam?
tigriswolf: (howling wolf)
Oh, look, Anna’s in the previously, and Dean time traveling. Huh. Wonder which episode this could be.

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I think I wanna do something with Anna in my fic. Should I stash her with Bobby, along with the Milligans and Jesse Turner?

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Castiel, you totally adore Dean and it’s so cute.

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Dean is much better at Sam than the not-acting-weird-after-time-traveling thing.

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Aww, young!John is just so adorable.

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Dean and Sam are okay with never existing but not with each other dying. Oh, boys.

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Dean will always always punch Cthulhu in the throat.

Why don’t people understand that Dean will never ever choose anyone or anything over Sam?

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Dean must be so frickin’ pissed about Mary telling him, “Angels are watching over you.”

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This is possibly the creepiest intro Supernatural ever does, fuck.

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I really enjoyed Castiel in his first couple of seasons.

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So, instead of causing Dean to crave things, Famine makes him do the opposite? Do we ever get an explanation?

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I actually do like this interpretation of Famine.

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Though, I also wish that the Horsemen weren’t all white guys.

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Yeah, chaining Sam somewhere when demons KNOW he’s in town and the Horsemen are working for Lucifer who wants Sam so much definitely is a good idea.

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This is such a creeptastic, gruesome episode, like hot damn.

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The demons are so surprised that Famine wants to feed them to Sam.

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Famine isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, is he? Eating demons when Sam can control them? Bad move, dude.

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Who is Dean praying to?

Ooh… I just had a very fun idea for my fic!

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Having the sheriff call Bobby in the town where Bobby lives? Good idea.

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It’s really unfair that Dean and Sam can keep coming back from the dead, but no one else.

The guy who spent four months being dead: And what would you do if you were us?

Us = him and his little brother who was dead for a couple days

what = dealing with the resurrected wife

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Jensen Ackles is unfairly gorgeous.

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How many zombies are there? Can they turn people?

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So, whole town is in the know, now. Does that come into play later?

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Oh, no, is this the episode where Dean throws away his amulet?

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Killing Sam IN FRONT of Dean is literally the stupidest thing you could do.

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Dean: How did I get to Heaven?

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I’m still SO ANNOYED that Dean just throws away the amulet. So much could’ve been done with a god-finding amulet, and then they just have Dean toss the Christmas present from Sam he’s literally worn for at least half his life?

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Oh, it’s this episode. Argh. I was unimpressed with this one.

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Okay, so there’s shit happening in all these small towns. What does the government think is going on?

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Yeah, I still don’t like this one.

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Boys. Just be brothers again.

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Castiel: I found a liquor store.

Sam: And?

Castiel: I drank it.

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I really wish there wasn’t all this misogynistic language all over the place.

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Where are the kids? The infants? The old people?

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Look, it’s Dean and Castiel bonding about killing a whore.

Ugh.

Also, just found the kids: they’re about to killed.

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I do not remember this part. Dean drives off, leaving Sam behind?

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Okay, Lisa’s house is hideous. Wow.

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Oh, look, it’s Adam. Wonder what he’s been resurrected for.

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Sam: But there’s another way.

Adam: Great. What is it?

Dean: Well, we’re workin’ on the power of love.

Adam: How’s that goin’?

Dean: Not good.

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Sam to Adam: Look, I can’t change the past. I wish I could.

Me: Well, I got that covered, don’t worry.

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What the fuck, Dean? I definitely don’t remember this.

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Zachariah: You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right?

Me: That pretty much sums it up.

Zachariah: Hell, they’d rather save each other’s sweet bacon than save the planet.

Me: Yeah, that, too.

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Castiel: I rebelled for this?! So that you could surrender to them?

Castiel: I gave everything for you and this is what you give to me?

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I am really gonna enjoy having Zachariah killed slowly.

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How many angels has Castiel killed for the Winchesters?

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Okay, Zachariah’s death in canon is pretty sweet, too.

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I think the saddest thing is that Dean really wanted to get Adam out of there. And he came so close.
tigriswolf: (friends)
So, I barely remember this episode, except there’s an old!Dean?

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Dean opens the door for Sam! Aww.

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Oh, yeah, I remember not liking how they couldn’t just call the dude a witch.

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… is this the only chance Dean has a of experiencing what it’s like getting old? ‘cause that just made me sad.

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CHANGING CHANNELS.

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The sitcom intro!

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Fanboy!Dean. *sporfle*

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Dude, they’re mocking the shit out of Grey’s Anatomy and I love it.

Also, bi or pan Dean is real.

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Nutcracker! Oh my god.

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“Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels.”

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He looks SO MISERABLE in the STD commercial! *cackles*

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Well, I’m now getting a good picture of what an archangel’s power level is. :)

Also, Gabriel, you’re being a big bag of dicks.

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Dean’s hatred of procedural cop shows! I really like this episode.

How do ligature marks equal a roll of quarters?

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Sam’s the Metallicar!

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Gabriel is so whiny.

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Seriously, why couldn’t Dean&Sam be the angels reincarnated without their grace? It’d have been so much cooler.

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Dean is ALWAYS punching Cthulhu in the throat, isn’t he?

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Shouldn’t there be more women at this convention?

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They are so done.

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Meta, much? *sporfle*

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Sam after Dean freaks out: He, uh, takes the story very seriously.

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So these psychopathic children are hella creepy.

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What kind of first name is Barnes?

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And now Dean’s getting a peptalk from a fanboy. Aww.

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Hi, Crowley!

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Hi, Jo!

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Question: what is happening in the rest of the world? why is the Apocalypse happening in the US? why are all of Azazel’s chosen kids in the US? why is the door of Lucifer’s cage in the US?

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Hi, Ellen! Drinking games with an angel.

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So, a picture with four guys and two white chicks. I wonder who’ll survive.

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Why are all the Reapers white?

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This conversation between Lucifer and Castiel is still so fascinating.

And now Castiel considers Sam one of his people! Aww.

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Castiel fully expects to die, doesn’t he?

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So, “Meg” the demon just called Lucifer her father. Then what was Azazel?

Also, I think I preferred the first “Meg” meatsuit.

And Jo just got attacked by a hellhound. Wonder if she’ll make it.

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Why does Lucifer want Castiel on his side? Is it a real offer?

Has anyone written the fic where Castiel actually joins him?

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Even though I don’t like the fact they die, this is a fairly badass death.

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Jo, did you really think your mama would leave you to die alone?

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Question: did Dean really sneak up on Lucifer or was Lucifer just screwing with them?

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So, five things the Colt won’t kill: Lucifer. God? Death? Michael? What else?

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Dean and Sam have giant targets on their backs that say, “Hey, I am my brother’s weakness! Please attack me to hurt him! Please attack me to make him do what you want!”

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I remember not liking this episode with the boys checking themselves into a mental hospital.

Although, it is amusing, how they’re telling the truth and it sounds all crazy.

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I may be fast-forwarding a bit of this episode.

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Doctor: Well, to be frank, the relationship that you have with your brother seems dangerously codependent.

Dean: *wide-eyed stare of incredulity*

Sam: *confused expression*

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I don’t remember who the monster is when its wearing a human suit.

Why did they choose someone who looks freakishly like Meg’s new meatsuit to play Dean’s shrink?

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Okay, sticking a q-tip all the way through someone’s brain is just gross.

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Yeah, still not liking this episode that much, and I fast-forwarded most of it.

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Jared must’ve had so much fun in the bodyswap episode.

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Another that I had to fix with a fic.

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Sam looks RIDICULOUS in the uniform, oh my gosh.

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DEAN. How long is it gonna take you to realize this isn’t your brother?

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YOU’VE SPENT HALF A NIGHT WITH THIS GUY AND YOU STILL DON’T KNOW IT’S NOT YOUR BROTHER.

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I literally refuse to believe Dean didn’t figure it out immediately.

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It’s such out-of-character writing! Bugs the shit out of me.

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Also: someone else in Sam’s body consenting to Lucifer taking the body as a Vessel WOULD NOT WORK.

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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE DEAN DIDN’T FIGURE IT OUT SOONER.

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It would’ve been funnier if they filmed Jared and the other dude acting for the character who was in the body, you know?

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Shouldn’t they be more sad because Trevor died?
tigriswolf: (a bird may love a fish)
You know what's... awkward? I've missed more classes this semester than in my Master's program and undergrad combined.
tigriswolf: (the devil went down)
Who puts them on the plane? God? MIchael? Lucifer?

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… I had forgotten that Becky is actually writing a Wincest fic on screen.

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Aww, poor Sam.

And look, it’s not Bobby. He’s possessed.

… but seriously, how did BOBBY get possessed?

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Can EVERYONE fight off demons to save Dean? And he still thinks he’s worthless?

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I’m gonna really enjoy having Sam kill Zachariah.

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Oh, look, there’s Castiel kicking ass and not even bothering with the names.

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Dean is so awesome. Gonna kill Lucifer, gonna kill Michael, kick the angels off the planet - Dean is so awesome.

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Okay, Bobby telling Sam he won’t ever cut him out is making me feel kinda guilty for the way things are gonna go in that fic I’m writing.

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WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE BROTHERS AGAIN.

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You know, the first time around, I really shipped Castiel/Dean, but now I really prefer if it’s one-sided on Castiel’s side. Not sure why.

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How, exactly, did Bobby end up with a God-finding amulet? And he gave it to Sam, who gave it to Dean. It gave me so many ideas, and then it just… ends up in the trash? ARGH.

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Is the episode with War? I remember being VERY underwhelmed with him, especially compared to the other three.

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I just find the whole angel/demon storyline boring this time around.

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So is this episode.

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NO DON’T SEPARATE. ARGH.

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Oh, hi, Jessica. Except you’re actually Lucifer.

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Okay, so Dean and Castiel pretending to be FBI is adorable.

Fuck, Dean’s such a caretaker.

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Yeah, I don’t like this episode much.

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I really prefer Dean’s storyline in this episode to Sam’s.

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“Especially without my brother.” What the fuck, Dean. “More with you in the past 24 hours than I’ve had with Sam in years.” WHAT THE FUCK, writers.

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I really really like Supernatural’s Lucifer.

“I will never lie to you. I will never trick you. But you will say yes to me.”

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Well, at least Dean realizes their codependence is dangerous.

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Hey, Dean, looks like you somehow timetraveled to the zombie apocalypse.

And there’s Zachariah, of course. Gonna enjoy killing you.

(Again: I don’t think the angels REALLY have the boys time travel. It’s all a trick, just like Gabriel pulls on them every single time they meet.)

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And again, Dean can’t believe future!Dean wouldn’t have been taking care of Sam.

Because this isn’t really the future, Dean. This is a trick.

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Argh, wouldn’t everyone have more important things to worry about than sleeping around and monogamy?

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Yup, it’s all a trick. Every single time travel shows them EXACTLY what the angels want them to see, all for one outcome.

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SO MUCH FUN KILLING ZACHARIAH.

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Hug each other, for fuck’s sake!

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Dean: I’m sure the apocalypse will still be there when we get back.

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My favorite episode so far! Because they’re acting like brothers again!

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Also, I refuse to believe Dean and Sam don’t speak like a dozen languages between them.

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Sam: You’re gonna have to let me grow up, for starters.

Me: Dude, you’re always gonna be his kid brother.

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Hmm. So, what should I do with the Anti-Christ in my fic?

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You know, the Tooth Fairy really is hella creepy. Good on you, kid.

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Castiel: Your Bible gets more wrong than it does right.

Me: *sporfle*

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I really like Jesse.

Question: should he be more powerful than Sam in my fic? Is he more powerful than Lucifer and Michael?
tigriswolf: (mushroom head)
I didn’t like this episode the first time around, I’m probably not gonna like it now.

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Does Castiel know the real plan yet?

Is this oath Dean makes here really binding? Because he doesn’t really obey anyone swiftly from here on out, if I recall correctly.

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Do they ever find out Castiel’s the one who let him out?

Doesn’t that make Lucifer’s escape from the Cage HIS fault?

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Why are the camera angles so wonky this episode?

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Oh, look, Azazel is back.

Dude, he’s such a magnificent bastard because he wins. He dies, but he still wins.

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I do like that the angels never understand Dean’s references.

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I am definitely going to enjoy killing Zachariah.

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Did Zachariah or Ruby change the voicemail? Does Sam ever find out it was faked?

Also, did Azazel and Ruby plan this all out together? Or did Ruby cobble it together after Azazel died?

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You’re falling, Castiel.

In one of my fics, I have Gabriel think something like, Castiel has chosen Dean Winchester over Heaven, and doesn’t realize that Dean will always choose his little brother over everything else.

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And here is Ruby, finally revealing what pretty much everyone knew for two seasons.

She also wins. Damn.

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Hi, Lucifer.

You know, there were so many cooler things they could’ve done besides vessels. Why didn’t they go for Dean & Sam being Michael and Lucifer reborn as humans, like Anna? So many fics are better than canon.
tigriswolf: (in my defense i've never read fairy tale)
Hi, Zachariah. I really can’t wait for you to die.

Actually, I may have to write that scene into the fic I’m working on.

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In this little AU cooked up by the angels, was Sam supposed to be able to sense something wasn’t right?

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Sam Wesson: I dreamed I saved a Reaper named Tessa from demons.

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Sam Wesson: I just want to ask you one question.

Dean Smith: Sure.

Sam Wesson: *scoffs at himself* What do you think about ghosts?

Dean Smith: *hella confused* … ghosts?

Me: *sporfle*

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Sam Wesson is entirely too large for a cubicle.

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Dean&Sam Winchester are using the Ghostfacer website to learn how to fight ghosts.

The Ghostfacers namedrop the Winchesters.

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Dean Smith & Sam Wesson sure do work well together.

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Hi again, Zachariah. I’m gonna have Sam kill you, and I’m gonna be happy about it.

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Dean wakes up and suddenly the color fades. Funny.

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Sam and Dean do not like Sam/Dean fanfiction. Because they’re brothers.

Also, they’re big big fans of the books. So much they have matching tattoos.

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I WANT THEM TO BE BROTHERS AGAIN.

ARGH. Is this all down to Ruby? To the angels messing with them? Because fuck, I want to fix it all in that fic.

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Sneaky Castiel is adorable.

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Zachariah is going to die, but I still haven’t decided how slowly.

Fuck, he’s so annoying.

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IT IS A BINDER. HOW ARE THERE STILL REMNANTS OF THE TORN OUT PAGES. IT IS A

B I N D E R.

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The pictures are horribly photoshopped, oh my god.

.

So, how accurate is the ghoul’s portrayal of Adam? It’s not like the boys would know.

And Sam, he’s so eager to have a little brother. Ouch.

.

Dean is doing everything he can to NOT connect with “Adam” while Sam is just totally taking him under his wing.

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SO FUCKING DARK, so we can’t see ANYTHING.

.

Oh, look, Adam’s evil!

Oh, look, Adam’s dead!

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Hi, Jimmy!

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The Jimmy in the flashbacks and the Jimmy the boys find in that destroyed building? That’s some serious character growth, Batman.

.

Okay, so the captions keep spelling it “Cass” which is annoying.

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Poor poor Claire. Castiel, I know you were still getting used to being in a vessel, but that’s a shitty thing to say to a kid.

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Jimmy’s fresh out of faith.

Oh, look, demons are interrupting dinner.

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Castiel: I serve Heaven. I don’t serve Man, and I certainly don’t serve you.

Me: Yeah. You fall for a pretty specific reason.

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They are so broken and I thoroughly dislike it.

.

*sigh* I have so much less to say about this storyline. I remember liking it so much more.
tigriswolf: (king of the jungle)
I have major secondhand embarrassment issues, so I may have to fastforward the flashbacks in this episode.

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The siren episode. I remember really not liking the end. Wrote one of my favorite fics because of it.

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Dean’s siren is a younger brother that won’t leave him. Fuck’s sake.

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This ending is SO FRUSTRATING. God, why couldn’t one of them snap out of it? That fic I wrote is so much better than this. >:(

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I JUST WANT THEM TO BE BROTHERS AGAIN.

The entire reason I ever got into this show was because of their relationship.

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Also, I really fucking hate how most of the slurs put down sex workers.

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I liked the first meatsuit Alastair had the most.

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Pamela needed a much better ending.

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Oh, look, it’s the episode where the angels make Dean torture the demon that broke him in Hell. Because that’s a good idea.

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I just… this storyline gets on my nerves now. I want them to be brothers again.

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Do you think it weirds Jared Padalecki out that he’s killed two of his real life significant others on Supernatural?

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Yeah, you’re nothing like Anna, Castiel. She fell because she was curious.

Your fall, on the other hand? It’s gonna be a bit more specific.

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