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So, Lenore is in this episode. She’s gonna die, isn’t she? Damnit.

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Yup. Damnit.

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Shouldn’t they pick the back door, not the front?

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We’ve seen this cop in another episode, haven’t we?

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This is very shitty police work, FYI.

Oh, they’re Jefferson Starships, that’s why.

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Ever noticed that all prisons look the same on this show?

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These kids are gonna turn out to be monsters, aren’t they?

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Castiel, you sure have fallen a long way down.

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Yup, the kids are monsters. Damnit.

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… how is Eve older than Castiel?

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Oh, look, Crowley’s not dead. Shocking.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM “CAS”?!

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Crowley: Kill the Winchesters or I will.

Castiel: No.

Crowley: PLEASE.

Castiel: Don’t you dare try hurting those humans out of all the humans on the planet because I am currently the most powerful angel in existence (that isn’t in a cage in Hell) and I will smite you. Also, don’t worry about them because I’ve totally gotten them fooled into thinking I’m that same lovesick, gullible angel they knew last season and the season before.

Crowley: Don’t worry about– What, like Lucifer didn’t worry? Or Michael? Or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn’t worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?

Me: Well, Crowley has a point. Also, he seems to shout at or about the boys a lot.

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Seriously, WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM CAS. EVERY SINGLE BEING. WHY.

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Why do angels need vessels in Heaven?

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Oh, Castiel. You really don’t lie all that well.


So, if Castiel had just asked Dean for help? For a plan? For how to punch Cthulhu in the throat? What would’ve happened?

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Aww, Dean, another completely-trusted person who has betrayed him.

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Crowley, threatening Dean’s family is generally a bad move. Just saying.

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Dude: Not much, just open a door into another dimension.

Bobby: Why would they do that?

Dude: To see what’s out there. Maybe it’s friendly.

Bobby: It’s never friendly.

*sporfle* Human curiosity is gonna wipe us out one day, if our tempers don’t do it first.

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They totally do not care about the meatsuits anymore.

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So, either Lisa or Ben is possessed, right?

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Yup, knew it.

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Dean, you really should’ve asked if they wanted their memories erased. It’s almost two years gone. How did the memory wipe work, anyway?

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Damnit, I like Dr. Visayk.

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So, Sam has amnesia and is telling this bartender the Jason Bourne movie. Okay.

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So, either this chick is going to die or be evil, right?

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Amnesia!Sam just described Dean as a male model type. *sporfle*

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Oh, wait, amnesia!Sam is actually coma!Sam. Okay.

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Sam: It was night and now it’s day!

That’s where it’s from! *hee*

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Okay, so Sam beat soulless!Sam. Now who is this?

Oh, no, it’s the Sam stuck in Hell for a year and a half. Crap.

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Castiel has completely slipped off the rails. If EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS is telling you something is a bad idea and all “betray” you, maybe it’s not them. Just sayin’.

Also, why is he okay with killing friends he’s had for centuries but not Dean Winchester? Hmm.

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Question: if only angels can kill angels, how did Dean kill Zachariah?

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Oh, look, Castiel has lost it even more. Uh oh.

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