2014-02-15

tigriswolf: (prom kings)
2014-02-15 03:49 pm
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*sigh*

So there I am sitting in Coffee Call with [livejournal.com profile] tigremere, thinking about what’s going on in Kansas when I say, “You know what’s funny? If Jesus were to suddenly appear, it wouldn’t be the Conservatives he’d hang out with.”

[livejournal.com profile] tigremere replies, “Throw the moneychangers out of the Temple. He’d call them all prigs and go hang out at the AIDS clinic.”

Then I explain to her what’s going on in Kansas, since she avoids the news as much as I do (and I only know about it because of tumblr) and she snorts, saying, “That’s Christian.”

Which reminded me about the policy at my old high-school: pregnant girls were kicked out, end of story. So I ask, “Hey, how old was Mary when she had Jesus?”

And [livejournal.com profile] tigremere says, “Wasn’t she a teenager?”

Mary, Mother of God, would’ve been kicked out of pretty much all of the ‘Christian’ schools, right?

Gotta love the good ole USA.

(ETA: yay!