May. 9th, 2017

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So, is Dean or Sam scarier?

Also: did soulless!Sam feel physical pain?

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Okay, so soulless!Sam was Sam’s mind and body, with all of Sam’s memories but zero emotional connections? No conscience?

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Oh, no, Sam is about to go talk to the cops. Who he beat the shit out of when he didn’t have a soul.

Wonder how that’s gonna go.

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Okay, so it’s a trap for Sam.

The sheriff’s wife is in on it, isn’t she?

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Dean: Everything’s gonna be okay.

Sam: *wall breaks*

So, we made it a whole two episodes.

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Oh, great, a creepyass mannequin without skin. Wonder what’s gonna hapen.

Yup, it’s eyes are moving. Now it’s off the hook. Now the janitor’s head is being cut open and there’s ghost smoke.

Shit.

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Okay, did I have a thing for gonna let the world die if it saves you codependency before I fell into Supernatural 12 years ago or not? Did it give me this thing? Because it’s my thing now.

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Now it’s a faceless mannequin. Yay.

Well, at least Dean also finds the mannequin creepy.

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Okay, so I’m really glad these guys died.

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Chickie-baby, WHY are you going with the really big guy who just scared you?

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Look, it’s the second time the Metallicar gets possessed!

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What the fuck kind of crap ending is that? She just dies? Fuck that.

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And here’s the episode where Dean and Sam end up in the show!

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How did ANYONE keep a straight face for more than a minute?

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Oh my god this is amazing.

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Dean’s reaction to all the Metallicars!

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Oh, look, it’s Misha!

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This might be my favorite episode.

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Well, hey, at least now I’m finally learning about how the apocalypse affected other countries.

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Driver dude: Hey, we’re not doin’ anything illegal, are we?

Sam: Would it make you feel better if we said no?

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And here’s Jensen Ackles pretending to be Dean Winchester pretending to be Jensen Ackles.
This is just amazing.

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So, are Jensen and Jared in the Supernatural world?

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And now what happens back in the world where Supernatural is a show?

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Does Samuel being in the previously mean he gets to die this episode? I hope so.

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I really hope Rufus being in this episode doesn’t mean he dies.

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And Sam is back to being Dean’s conscience.

Does one of the boys get to kill Samuel? Please?

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Okay. Something’s wrong with Dean now.

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Only one Campbell left. :)

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Sam: We’re gonna find him alive, Samuel, or I’m gonna put a bullet in your head.
*glee*

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Oh, no, is Dean gonna kill Rufus?

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Okay, so now I have to rewind this scene to keep track of where Sam’s gun is.

Sam’s gun stays pointed at Samuel, then goes to Rufus when Rufus moves toward Dean, and then right back at Samuel.

Why does that make me so happy?

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Dean is trying to kill Samuel with a glare.

Samuel gets up, heads in Dean’s direction, and Sam blocks him.

What the hell does Sam remember?

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Yay for the boys working like a terrifying team!

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And then Dean gets between Samuel and Sam the second Samuel starts spouting off about what soulless!Sam did. They’re back!

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Is Samuel really dead?

Please be dead!

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Sam: What would Mom say?

Dude. Her dad tried to kill her kids. Pretty sure she’d be on your side.

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Damnit. Samuel’s probably dead but there’s a thing wearing him.

Don’t kill Rufus!

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Boys kicking doors open in unison!

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I really want the young adventures of Bobby and Rufus.

Of course, now goo!Bobby just stabbed Rufus, damnit.

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Goo!Bobby is friggin’ creepy.

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They didn’t even discuss it! Just knew what the other would do.

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Aww, Bobby’s backstory with Rufus. :(

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… why are Jo and Ellen in the previously?

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Okay, dude messing with [powertools and a garage door. This is gonna go poorly.

Told you so.

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This has gotta be the Titanic episode.

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That is NOT the Metallicar.

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Dean: Accidents don’t just happen accidentally.

Me: *sporfle*

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Dean, way to not be creepy.

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So, there’s a cute blonde who can stop time. That’s a handy power.

And she’s setting up horrific accidents instead of car crashes, why?

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So Balthazar saved the Titanic from sinking.

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This conversation about the Titanic and Celine Dion is hilarious.

And the Metallicar is not important, obviously.

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Are there any fics that explore the backstory in this Titanic AU?

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The Winchesters without the Metallicar are just wrong.

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Okay, yes, boys, let’s go chase Fate and threaten her. Good call.

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Dean: If she’s going after the boat people, why’d she try and waste me and Sam?

Castiel: I imagine she harbors a certain degree of rage toward you.

Sam: What’d we do?

Castiel: Nothing of import. Just the tiny matter of averting the apocalypse and rendering her obsolete. I think maybe she’s a little irritated about that.

Me: *sporfle* Did he learn sarcasm from Dean or Sam?

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They’re so nervous, it’s adorable.

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What’s with these weird camera angles?

Also, Castiel just gave up 50,000 souls to keep the boys safe. Aww.

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Castiel, you’re not that good an actor.

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Dean’s such a good caretaker.

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Is this another time travel episode? I think it is.

Uh, yeah, ‘cause that’s Dean in 1861.

Also: this show goes all out for the theme episodes.

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I love it when they act like brothers.

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Well, Rachel isn’t wrong.

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Dean is the cutest thing that ever cuted, oh my gosh.

So, I just fast forwarded their conversation with the sheriff. Hope I didn’t miss anything important.

It seems like I’m fast forwarding a lot.

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Oh, wow, is Sam at all familiar with riding horses? Because otherwise, uh, he’s gonna be really sore.

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So, I have no idea if this is period-accurate apparel, but wow, Jensen Ackles looks good in it.

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Samuel Colt: Well, when you’ve done this job as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn’t exactly give you the vapors.

Me: *sporfle*

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Castiel, you lying liar who lies.

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By the way, I’m totally on the phoenix’s side, and if Dean didn’t need the ashes, he would be, too.
tigriswolf: (the devil went down)
So, Lenore is in this episode. She’s gonna die, isn’t she? Damnit.

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Yup. Damnit.

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Shouldn’t they pick the back door, not the front?

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We’ve seen this cop in another episode, haven’t we?

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This is very shitty police work, FYI.

Oh, they’re Jefferson Starships, that’s why.

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Ever noticed that all prisons look the same on this show?

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These kids are gonna turn out to be monsters, aren’t they?

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Castiel, you sure have fallen a long way down.

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Yup, the kids are monsters. Damnit.

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… how is Eve older than Castiel?

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Oh, look, Crowley’s not dead. Shocking.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM “CAS”?!

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Crowley: Kill the Winchesters or I will.

Castiel: No.

Crowley: PLEASE.

Castiel: Don’t you dare try hurting those humans out of all the humans on the planet because I am currently the most powerful angel in existence (that isn’t in a cage in Hell) and I will smite you. Also, don’t worry about them because I’ve totally gotten them fooled into thinking I’m that same lovesick, gullible angel they knew last season and the season before.

Crowley: Don’t worry about– What, like Lucifer didn’t worry? Or Michael? Or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn’t worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?

Me: Well, Crowley has a point. Also, he seems to shout at or about the boys a lot.

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Seriously, WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL HIM CAS. EVERY SINGLE BEING. WHY.

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Why do angels need vessels in Heaven?

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Oh, Castiel. You really don’t lie all that well.


So, if Castiel had just asked Dean for help? For a plan? For how to punch Cthulhu in the throat? What would’ve happened?

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Aww, Dean, another completely-trusted person who has betrayed him.

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Crowley, threatening Dean’s family is generally a bad move. Just saying.

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Dude: Not much, just open a door into another dimension.

Bobby: Why would they do that?

Dude: To see what’s out there. Maybe it’s friendly.

Bobby: It’s never friendly.

*sporfle* Human curiosity is gonna wipe us out one day, if our tempers don’t do it first.

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They totally do not care about the meatsuits anymore.

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So, either Lisa or Ben is possessed, right?

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Yup, knew it.

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Dean, you really should’ve asked if they wanted their memories erased. It’s almost two years gone. How did the memory wipe work, anyway?

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Damnit, I like Dr. Visayk.

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So, Sam has amnesia and is telling this bartender the Jason Bourne movie. Okay.

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So, either this chick is going to die or be evil, right?

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Amnesia!Sam just described Dean as a male model type. *sporfle*

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Oh, wait, amnesia!Sam is actually coma!Sam. Okay.

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Sam: It was night and now it’s day!

That’s where it’s from! *hee*

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Okay, so Sam beat soulless!Sam. Now who is this?

Oh, no, it’s the Sam stuck in Hell for a year and a half. Crap.

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Castiel has completely slipped off the rails. If EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS is telling you something is a bad idea and all “betray” you, maybe it’s not them. Just sayin’.

Also, why is he okay with killing friends he’s had for centuries but not Dean Winchester? Hmm.

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Question: if only angels can kill angels, how did Dean kill Zachariah?

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Oh, look, Castiel has lost it even more. Uh oh.

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