things I've learned from digital cable

[tigriswolf]

- no matter how many channels there are, sometimes there will still be nothing worth watching on

- Atlantis was actually Knossos in Crete

- Sodom was destroyed by the aftereffects of an asteriod

- the events of the 10 Plagues of Egypt happened because of a red tide in the Nile (the firstborn were killed by polluted grain!  that actually makes me feel better about the whole thing)

- the Red Sea was parted by a strong wind, revealing a ridge for the Hebrews to walk across

- bear-dogs are awesome

- megalodons are even cooler than I'd previously thought

- some channels are downright addicting

Comments

[pprfaith.livejournal.com]

Don't you feel so much smarter now? That's why I don't watch tv unless I'm really, really, really bored.

[tigriswolf]

*hee*

[wwwiamasheep.livejournal.com]

- megalodons are even cooler than I'd previously thought

DUDE, NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. THEY ARE EPIC IN DINOSAUR FORM.

[tigriswolf]

Have you read MEG by Steve Alten?