*headdesk*

[tigriswolf]

I will stop getting real person fic ideas.  I will stop getting real person fic ideas.  I will stop getting real person alternate universe slash ideas....

Does anyone else want a fic where Dean and Sam are otters?

Also, what noise does a giraffe make?  (No, it's not for a fic.  Why do you ask?)

Comments

[vorpalblades.livejournal.com]

We all say that, but it never works. This fandom is a slippery slope, and we've all greased our shoes.

[tigriswolf]

Yeah.

*pouts*

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Heh. You should at least free the bunnies for people who might want to use them....Of course then there would be fic with your name in the dedication and you'd feel obligated to read and that slope would get even slippier.

[tigriswolf]

You want five things Jensen wishes he'd said when he had the chance?

Or slave!Jensen with half his soul as a panther?

[sadelyrate.livejournal.com]

Five things Jensen wishes he'd said when he had the chance sounds like something I might try and write... if I wrote RPS, that is. And wouldn't be afraid of getting crushed under the Angst-Train this would undoubtedly turn into in my hands...

[tigriswolf]

That's how I feel!

funny you should say that

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Seeing as how I do this whenever I can mug...er *persuade* people into writing for me...that sounds great to me!

*big, satisfied grin*

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

otter!fic!!!!

[tigriswolf]

I went to the zoo a couple weeks ago and the otters were curled up in a pile. They'd shift every few minutes, and it was so adorable... *happy sigh at Dean'n'Sam as otters*

[oriundus.livejournal.com]

Otterfic! heh.

Giraffes are mostly silent, but do grunt, hiss and whistle. Yep, whistle.

Should I be disturbed that I know this?

[tigriswolf]

Yes, be disturbed!

Also, thank you.

[sadelyrate.livejournal.com]

You're insane.
I love you.
*smishes*

But do giraffes make noises? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7iuOZVJhs0)

Otters! Sam and Dean as otters! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno)

[tigriswolf]

You're not helping, you know.

Oh, those otters! *glee* They're so cute.

[sadelyrate.livejournal.com]

Those otters fill my heart with glee. Sort of like seeing Jared and Jensen holding hands being their awesome selves...

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I don't know about otters but kitty!Sam and kitty!Dean would be sooo adorable!

[tigriswolf]

I've already turned Dean into a panther cub, though!

You've read that fic from the dad's pov with pet cat!Dean and cat!Sam, right?

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have. Where is it?

[tigriswolf]

Here tis!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Omg that is one wonderful fic! Thank for the rec. Love it :)

monkey see, J2 do?

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

And here I was picturing J2 at the zoo, scaring the giraffes with some inappropriate display of somethin' or other...! *laughs*



Pesti

Re: monkey see, J2 do?

[tigriswolf]

*snickers* No, sillyhead. Dean gets turned into a baby giraffe by an angry coven of ghost witches.

Re: monkey see, J2 do?

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

You know Jeffrey, the Toys R Us giraffe? He wears a little jacket and beanie, doesn't he?

Suddenly, I'm picturing Dean the baby giraffe...in a miniature leather jacket and sunglasses...*facepalms*

Re: monkey see, J2 do?

[tigriswolf]

*guffaws*

Re: monkey see, J2 do?

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Now picture Sam taking his "pet" baby giraffe for a walk! If cute dogs bring in the hot chicks, what do you think *that* would be good for?

And Dean, infant animal with an extensive vocabulary of grunts and whistles, and no inner censor (not like he has much of one, anyways, but still...)

*grins*

Re: monkey see, J2 do?

[tigriswolf]

So not helping, you know.

but the world NEEDS a baby giraffe!Dean fic...!

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Baby giraffe!Dean, riding in the front seat of the Impala! Whistling at the hot chicks and grunty-bitching at Sam's driving! In miniature leather jacket and sunglasses!

Sam's very long-suffering about it...Dean's no worse than he ever was, after all. *sighs*


The definition of "helping" depends on what you think I'm trying to do here. *grins*




Pesti

Re: but the world NEEDS a baby giraffe!Dean fic...!

[tigriswolf]

*giggles*

[unbreakableburr.livejournal.com]

Um, I'll read it. But...otters?

[tigriswolf]

You don't like otters? They're so cute!

[unbreakableburr.livejournal.com]

I think they're adorable. However, otters???

[dserene1.livejournal.com]

Heh. Otter!fic

or.. well, the Vancouver Aquarium does have a lovely otter station where the boyz can fall in love...

On second though - bring on the otter fic (with 10% extra!enthusiastic!Jared)

[tigriswolf]

But the otter fic isn't the real person fic!

[dserene1.livejournal.com]

LOL - OOPS! Guess I'm just aiding and abetting aren't I?

I just love the way you write J2 - is that really my fault?

* bats eyelashes innocently *

[tigriswolf]

*is confused* I've never written J2. Do you mean "Supernatural" fic?

[dserene1.livejournal.com]

Apparently I'm having a dumb day - yes - I meant Supernatural. Sigh.

[tigriswolf]

Aww, thank you!