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For some reason I cannot begin to fathom, she watches "SpongeBob," right? And yesterday, she informed me that she hated me because now innocent dialogue between friends sounds slashy.
Apparently, Spongebob told someone that Patrick was "really excited" and Spongebob "shouldn't keep him waiting."
*hee* I rock.