my family *facepalm*

So, I asked tigremere, "Out of all the ways to kill someone, why would you choose beating them to death with a baseball bat?"

tigris_lilsis.said, "Because it's more satisfying." 

comment_fic: Cinderella (originalish)

Title: not far from the tree
Fandom: Cinderella
Disclaimer: the basic premise isn’t mine; all of the characters are
Warnings: fluff?  schoomp?  situations resolved offscreen?
Pairings: a great deal of OMC/OFC
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1175
Point of view: third
Prompt: Fairy Tales, Cinderella, she teaches her son the value of work, and it makes him the best king the realm had ever known
Notes: I’m going to attempt fleshing this out into a novel.  Wish me luck.
More notes: shades of Tortall here
 
( Aaron doesn’t understand why Jocelyn takes their children with her to the market every Tuesday and Thursday, just after lunch.  )