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Title: take a breath, count to ten, take a step
Fandom: Glee/The Princess Diaries movieverse
Disclaimer: if you recognize someone s/he is probably not my character.
Warnings: AU for Glee – some season 3 incorporated, but Blaine’s a senior, Lauren’s in New Directions, Sam never moved away, Karofsky still attends McKinley, and Rory’s at a different American school; based more on the Princess Diaries movies but I snagged some things from the books – AU for both of those, as well; remembered violence/homophobia; remembered thoughts of suicide/self-harm
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine, Burt/Carole, Finn/Rachel, various canon background pairings
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 28641
Point of view: third
Notes: so many thanks to mynorthwind for being my sounding board! And thanks to fabfemmeboy for the fashion help, and emeraldsnakes for the HTML aid, just as I was about to give up. Art by nickershnick25 and the mix by musicsage92
More notes: considering the fact that the movies totally messed up the process of succession, I’m pretty sure it’s okay that I may have messed up the process of annulling a marriage. Also, I could not find any info about a zoo in Lima; therefore, I made one up. And Blaine and his dad moved to Lima when Blaine transferred. Because they’re rich. Or something. *handwaves* Also also, I play fast-and-loose with some legal things and the texts are grammatically incorrect on purpose.





Part I Interlude I Part II Interlude II Part III Interlude III Part IV Interlude IV
Part V Interlude V Part VI Interlude VI Part VII Interlude VII Epilogue Her Majesty's Mix

Klaine Princess Diaries part 1

(  Blaine stared at her, mouth open, as he struggled to find suitable words . )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 1

( On Wednesday morning, Mercedes waited by the door of her English class until the bell rang; Kurt didn’t show up. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 2

(  On Wednesday morning, Blaine met Kurt at the public library on Pritchard.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 2

(  Something had been weird all week. Kurt was acting squirrely, almost like back when things with that Karofsky kid were heating up, but not quite.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 3

(  On Friday, two weeks after Grandmother hopped the pond to ruin Blaine’s life, he went back to Dalton to see the Warblers.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 3

(  For weeks now, both boys had been slipping away, and Will had no idea why. He’d tried asking Finn and the others, but Blaine had somehow offended Finn and the rest were as lost Will. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 4

(  Without glee to steal his energy and time, Blaine suddenly had an excess of both.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 4

(  Joseph had been waiting for this from that first meeting, when he saw their joined hands and defiant expressions.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 5

(  Blaine went to bed without checking the news. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 5

(  The reasons she had thrown her considerable force behind Renaldo and Genovia was sitting in her office and staring at her, having grown up somewhere along the line.  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 6

(  Blaine really wanted to hold Kurt’s hand. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 6

(  Joseph had his suspicions; they’d been noted in the file Eliot memorized. As far as Eliot was concerned, those suspicions had just been confirmed. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries part 7

(  There were a few perks to the royal thing, Blaine admitted  )

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Klaine Princess Diaries interlude 7

(  Burt was waiting in the hall, Mom had gone upstairs to read one of her murder mysteries (that bounty hunter chick, Kumquat or something), and Finn sat himself on the couch. )

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Klaine Princess Diaries epilogue

( Kurt’s favorite part of Genovia was being able to walk around with his boyfriend, holding hands, sharing quick little couple kisses, cuddling in public. )

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