*cackles*

Because of where I live, when I was younger and asked my mom who she voted for, she always said, “Mike the Tiger.” Of course, once I began voting, I’d say the same thing. (And apparently, it’s what her mother said, too.)

Now imagine Mike the Tiger and Donald Trump battling it out for the presidency. It gives me so much pleasure.

(Mike the Tiger is both an actual, real live tiger and a guy in a tiger suit. Either one of them would eat Donald Trump alive. Or possibly just kill him, if they didn’t want to get indigestion.)

comment_fic 1191: 1D RPF

Title: I saw you as you were
Fandom: One Direction RPF
Disclaimer: as the humans are real, they belong to themselves; the daemons are mine. Title from Anne Sexton
Warnings: daemon AU, bullying and prejudice references
Pairings: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 965
Point of view: third
Prompt: Author's choice, author's choice, (though I was thinking of SPN canon where soulmates share a heaven), soulmates daemons settle as exactly the same animal.

Note: I want to expand on this. I might, after I finish the fantasy AU, the shifter AU, and the asexual incubus AU. *shrugs*


( Ianthe settled when Louis was thirteen, and no one in Doncaster had any clue what she was. )