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tigriswolf
Title: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Fandom: “Supernatural”/“Spongebob” crossover
Disclaimer: not my characters; just for fun.
Warnings: crack?
Pairings: none
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 105
Point of view: third
Notes: does anyone remember that post I made about needing a character to kill? Well, my mom said Spongebob.
“Dude,” Dean whispers, eyes darting back to the corner. “How the hell do we kill a giant sponge?”
“I don’t know,” Sam mutters. “Fire?”
“Well, we better think of something fast,” Dean says, hands itching for his gun, but it’s next to the—thing, and the thing is eying it, and Dean growls when the giant fucking sponge—in brown pants, for fuck’s sake—picks up his gun. “What’s this?” the thing asks in its squeaky voice.
Dean lunges for the giant sponge, blinded to all but its hands on his gun.
“Dean!” Sam yelps.
Turns out, sponges don’t bleed. But they do fucking die.
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Date: 2009-04-08 08:37 pm (UTC)I believe I adore your mother for asking this.
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Date: 2009-04-08 08:57 pm (UTC)That is all.
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Date: 2009-04-08 09:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-08 09:24 pm (UTC)XD
Loved it!
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Date: 2009-04-08 09:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-08 10:06 pm (UTC)Could they kill Barney next? I frickin' hate that dinosaur.
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Date: 2009-04-08 11:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-08 11:34 pm (UTC)*rotfl*
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Date: 2009-04-09 12:00 am (UTC)Thank you for reading!
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Date: 2009-04-09 12:00 am (UTC)Thank you for reading!
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Date: 2009-04-09 06:25 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2009-04-09 06:53 am (UTC)Get 'im, Dean!
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Date: 2009-04-09 09:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-09 12:53 pm (UTC)Any chance you can off Patrick? I'll send chocolate...*hopes*
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:48 pm (UTC)At the moment, this is my single foray into Spongebob fanfiction. I expect it to be the last.
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-09 03:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-09 03:39 pm (UTC)Sometimes I really do hate Spongebob!!
thanks for doing what i always wanted to do dean!!!
Thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2009-04-09 03:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-09 04:28 pm (UTC)*pumps fist*
Go, Winchesters!
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Date: 2009-04-10 02:38 am (UTC)Our dinners are almost always fun.
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Date: 2009-04-15 02:06 pm (UTC)Awesome job! Had quite the giggle fit.
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Date: 2009-04-15 07:35 pm (UTC)Thank you!