Not in Kansas - SN/Shrek crossover - PG
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tigriswolfTitle: Not in Kansas
Fandom: “Supernatural”/Shrek crossover
Disclaimer: not my characters; just for fun.
Warnings: spoilers for all three Shrek movies
Pairings: none
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 480
Point of view: third
Dedication:r_a_l_i_g_h, who requested the Winchester boys meeting Shrek characters.
“Dude,” Sam replies. “That quit bein’ funny when I was ten.”
Dean snickers.
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They walk down the street side-by-side, naming every fairy tale they see. Dean’s ahead by twenty points—one for damsels in distress, two for villains, three for heroes—when he sees her.
“Dude, it’s Mulan!” he hisses at Sam, staring in shock.
Sam glances over. “I didn’t think she was a fairy tale,” he muses. “Weird.”
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The sign proclaims Far Far Away; Dean snorts. “Didn’t think we traveled through universes just to see the fantasy version of Hollywood.”
Sam openly laughs. “You were really expecting something else?”
Dean’s answering smile is sunrise. “Nope.”
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“Dude.” Dean freezes in the street, staring.
Sam swings around instantly, follows his gaze. His mouth drops open in shock. “Is that…”
“The Gingerbread Man.” Dean’s voice is full of wonder. “The fucking Gingerbread Man.” He steps forward. “Awesome.”
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They end up at the palace, of course, where King Arthur is holding a tournament. Sam enters the Rhyming match, whereas Dean signs up for the Hand-to-Hand combat.
Dean wins against all comers, even an ogre, but Sam loses to Pinocchio, who then loses to Rumpelstiltskin. The Winchesters are invited, along with all the contestants, to a feast; Sam says they shouldn’t go, that they need to head back, but Dean overrules him, pulling the big brother card.
Sam ends up next to a Spanish cat wearing boots, but Dean has to sit beside a talking donkey that doesn’t know when or how to shut up. By the time the appetizers are taken away, Dean’s barely restraining himself from shooting.
“You wanted to come, Dean,” Sam tells him, glee coloring his voice.
Dean bites out, “Don’t remind me,” and snarls when the donkey finds a new topic.
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Dean flirts with Fiona, the princess of Far Far Away. He also flirts with King Arthur, which doesn’t shock Sam as much as he’d thought it would.
The king invites them—them, Dean and Sam Winchester—to spend the night in his palace. Sam doesn’t let Dean out of his sight.
Sam finally drags Dean away in the morning, after King Arthur blatantly makes eyes at his brother. Dean preens beneath the attention, like a giant cat.
Puss walks with them back to the portal, talking to Sam. Dean takes in the sights, making random comments the whole way.
At the Gate, Puss removes his hat and bows. “It was an honor to meet you, Sam Winchester,” he says.
Sam nods his head. “You, too.”
Puss turns to Dean. “You are a strong warrior,” he states. “I wish you luck with all your battles.” He bows again.
Dean stares then, to Sam’s shock, bows back.
Puss walks away and Dean turns to Sam. “Let’s go home, Sammy,” he says.
Sam doesn’t even correct him on the nickname, just nods.
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Date: 2007-07-09 04:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-09 01:50 pm (UTC)Thank you for reading!
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Date: 2007-07-09 04:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-09 01:51 pm (UTC)I can do happy, pointless fics, yup. *nods sagely*
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Date: 2007-07-09 05:03 am (UTC)Dean and the Donkey, a deadly combination. And of course Dean would make eyes at Arthur. I'm not shocked Arthur made eyes back either 'cos this is DEAN we're talking about.
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Date: 2007-07-09 02:06 pm (UTC)This is just classic *g*
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-09 02:07 pm (UTC)Nice job with this.
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:35 pm (UTC)Thank you for reading!
Pretty icon. Is that from SN or somewhere else?
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-09 02:09 pm (UTC)Cracktastic!
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:37 pm (UTC)If I knew anything about Spongebob beyond the fact that he bugs the shit outta me, I might attempt it.
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Date: 2007-07-09 02:40 pm (UTC)you write dean and sam PERFECTLY. they didn't say much, but you presented them spot-on regardless.
i smiled throughout the whole thing - but sammy not being surprised at dean's bisexual tendencies, omg, hilarious.
Sam finally drags Dean away in the morning, after King Arthur blatantly makes eyes at his brother. Dean preens beneath the attention, like a giant cat.
AHHHH i love it.
and how precious, dean and the kitty being all respectful of each other! i love you, puss! i love you dean! and sam! so smooshable here, laughing at dean and "duhn-KEH" (i cannot think of the word donkey without making it scottish lmao, thanks shrek.)
this was great. muah.
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-09 03:11 pm (UTC)I can just imagine Dean's face as he is forced to listen to Donkey natter on... and on... and on. And Sam & Puss and Dean & King Arthur! HeeHee... Great combinations. Nice work.
The perfect bedtime story =) *is off to bed now*
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Date: 2007-07-09 06:41 pm (UTC)And thank you for reading!
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Date: 2007-07-09 04:16 pm (UTC)This was awesome :)
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Date: 2007-07-09 08:04 pm (UTC)Had no idea in a thousand how you would make it work (though I thought that if anyone was up for the job...) but you did - perfectly. Dean wanting to kill Donkey, Puss being nice to the pair of them, Dean being respectful to Puss back (and oh I want to see more of them two!) and Dean flirting with anyone.... perfect. Just... hilarious, and unbelieveably well fitting together and...
yeah, quite. And those boys will make a competition out of anything! Thanks so much for the much needed fantastic fantasy.
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Date: 2007-07-09 09:47 pm (UTC)Thanks so much for reading it!
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Date: 2007-07-09 08:17 pm (UTC)Favorite part:
Sam ends up next to a Spanish cat wearing boots, but Dean has to sit beside a talking donkey that doesn’t know when or how to shut up. By the time the appetizers are taken away, Dean’s barely restraining himself from shooting.
LOL! Yeah, Donkey would totally get on Dean’s nerves.
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Date: 2007-07-09 09:49 pm (UTC)Thank you for reading!
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Date: 2007-07-09 08:43 pm (UTC)Good thing I did, though. The boys sound eerily like themselves, and imagining them going around, naming the fairy tales makes me wish I could've joined them, and then you have Rumpelstiltskin winning the Rhyming Contest...
*glee*
He also flirts with King Arthur, which doesn’t shock Sam as much as he’d thought it would.
Believe me if I tell you I wrote a similar phrase into a story before reading this? :)
Nice to see you can write fluffy, light and hilarious fics, too. Methinks I'm still stuck with the Muse of Tragedy...
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Date: 2007-07-09 09:54 pm (UTC)Aww, don't worry. The happy, go-lucky 'wolf will lope your way soon enough, I'm sure.
You should watch the Shrek movies. They're awesome crack.
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Date: 2007-07-15 02:45 pm (UTC)Happy wolf? My way? Unless it's on crack, I highly doubt it, for all I can see is the angst!doubt!angst! of Precipice. ;)
Shrek-movies are "awesome crack"? I do believe I've heard them described like that before. Will do, someday in the future, then. :)
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Date: 2007-12-23 01:07 am (UTC)And, yes, I imagined Sam rapping. I should be shot.(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-20 12:59 am (UTC)I'm shocked that he managed to restrain himself...he should have shot....thanks for the giggle....
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