Rewatching Supernatural season 4, part 3

Oh, look, Anna’s in the previously, and Dean time traveling. Huh. Wonder which episode this could be.

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I think I wanna do something with Anna in my fic. Should I stash her with Bobby, along with the Milligans and Jesse Turner?

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Castiel, you totally adore Dean and it’s so cute.

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Dean is much better at Sam than the not-acting-weird-after-time-traveling thing.

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Aww, young!John is just so adorable.

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Dean and Sam are okay with never existing but not with each other dying. Oh, boys.

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Dean will always always punch Cthulhu in the throat.

Why don’t people understand that Dean will never ever choose anyone or anything over Sam?

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Dean must be so frickin’ pissed about Mary telling him, “Angels are watching over you.”

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This is possibly the creepiest intro Supernatural ever does, fuck.

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I really enjoyed Castiel in his first couple of seasons.

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So, instead of causing Dean to crave things, Famine makes him do the opposite? Do we ever get an explanation?

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I actually do like this interpretation of Famine.

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Though, I also wish that the Horsemen weren’t all white guys.

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Yeah, chaining Sam somewhere when demons KNOW he’s in town and the Horsemen are working for Lucifer who wants Sam so much definitely is a good idea.

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This is such a creeptastic, gruesome episode, like hot damn.

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The demons are so surprised that Famine wants to feed them to Sam.

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Famine isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, is he? Eating demons when Sam can control them? Bad move, dude.

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Who is Dean praying to?

Ooh… I just had a very fun idea for my fic!

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Having the sheriff call Bobby in the town where Bobby lives? Good idea.

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It’s really unfair that Dean and Sam can keep coming back from the dead, but no one else.

The guy who spent four months being dead: And what would you do if you were us?

Us = him and his little brother who was dead for a couple days

what = dealing with the resurrected wife

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Jensen Ackles is unfairly gorgeous.

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How many zombies are there? Can they turn people?

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So, whole town is in the know, now. Does that come into play later?

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Oh, no, is this the episode where Dean throws away his amulet?

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Killing Sam IN FRONT of Dean is literally the stupidest thing you could do.

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Dean: How did I get to Heaven?

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I’m still SO ANNOYED that Dean just throws away the amulet. So much could’ve been done with a god-finding amulet, and then they just have Dean toss the Christmas present from Sam he’s literally worn for at least half his life?

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Oh, it’s this episode. Argh. I was unimpressed with this one.

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Okay, so there’s shit happening in all these small towns. What does the government think is going on?

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Yeah, I still don’t like this one.

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Boys. Just be brothers again.

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Castiel: I found a liquor store.

Sam: And?

Castiel: I drank it.

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I really wish there wasn’t all this misogynistic language all over the place.

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Where are the kids? The infants? The old people?

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Look, it’s Dean and Castiel bonding about killing a whore.

Ugh.

Also, just found the kids: they’re about to killed.

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I do not remember this part. Dean drives off, leaving Sam behind?

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Okay, Lisa’s house is hideous. Wow.

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Oh, look, it’s Adam. Wonder what he’s been resurrected for.

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Sam: But there’s another way.

Adam: Great. What is it?

Dean: Well, we’re workin’ on the power of love.

Adam: How’s that goin’?

Dean: Not good.

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Sam to Adam: Look, I can’t change the past. I wish I could.

Me: Well, I got that covered, don’t worry.

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What the fuck, Dean? I definitely don’t remember this.

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Zachariah: You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right?

Me: That pretty much sums it up.

Zachariah: Hell, they’d rather save each other’s sweet bacon than save the planet.

Me: Yeah, that, too.

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Castiel: I rebelled for this?! So that you could surrender to them?

Castiel: I gave everything for you and this is what you give to me?

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I am really gonna enjoy having Zachariah killed slowly.

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How many angels has Castiel killed for the Winchesters?

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Okay, Zachariah’s death in canon is pretty sweet, too.

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I think the saddest thing is that Dean really wanted to get Adam out of there. And he came so close.

Rewatching Supernatural season 5, part 4

This episode had so much potential.

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

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Hi, Loki!

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They’re so freaked out!

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Gabriel, you lying liar who lies. You totally care.

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… I do not remember there being a Ghostfacers commercial.

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So much fucking potential with the other religions. I did write a fic so I could work through how angels could kill gods, but this still bugs the crap out of me.

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Dean to the dozen or so gods who have captured him and Sam: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up.

Sam (muttering): Are you out of your mind?

Dean (muttering): I’m out of options.

DEAN IS ALWAYS PUNCHING CTHULHU IN THE THROAT and that’s what makes him Dean.

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DEAN.

Gabriel: I can’t kill my brother.

Dean: Can’t or won’t?

DEAN. Have you met you?

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR THE PAGANS.

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But I do love this so much:

Gabriel: Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Lucifer: What did you just say to me?

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Lucifer: Don’t forget. You learned all your tricks from me, little brother.

I think he actually feels a little sad for killing Gabriel.

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But how does Gabriel know about unlocking the cage with the rings?

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Oh, look, Croatoan is back. Yippee.

BUT THEY’RE BEING BROTHERS AGAIN AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

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Oh, I do like Crowley in his early days.

How does HE know about the rings and the cage? Were he and Gabriel friends?

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Would Sam have ever thought of this if Dean hadn’t gone off with Crowley?

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So, is “Brady” already being so high in the company down to the demon?

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Okay, “Brady” worked for Azazel, and now he works for the Horsemen. Were the Horsemen part of Azazel’s plan?

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How many people in Sam’s life throughout the years have been demons?

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Dean: Please tell us you have good news.

Bobby: Chicago’s about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.

Dean: Huh. *rests his head on his crossed arms*

Castiel: I don’t understand your definition of ‘good news.’

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Crowley sure does shout a lot.

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DEATH’S ENTRANCE IS AMAZING.

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Okay, so Reapers can only take people when it’s their time, right? But Death can take them whenever?

Also: Castiel’s speech patterns have become so much more human.

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Dean: Good luck stopping the whole zombie apocalypse.

Sam: Yeah. Good luck killing Death.

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Dean’s about to talk to Death!!

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This is my second-favorite version of Death the Horseman.

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So, is Death something different from the other three Horsemen? Pestilence and Famine are hella powerful, but War was basically just a dude. And Death? Death seems like he’s entire levels above them all.

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Dean Winchester, who punches Cthulhu in the throat twice weekly: What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face?

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Really, Bobby? This is your peptalk: Sam will beat the devil or die tryin’.

To Dean Winchester? Seriously?

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Oh, Dean, telling his kid brother that he’s not a kid anymore. And if anybody can beat Lucifer, it’s Sam.

You know HOW Sam beats Lucifer, Dean? Same reason you went to Hell for longer than you’ve been alive.

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I still don’t understand WHY they have to wear meatsuits to fight.

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Wow, Dean is such a better big brother than Michael.

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Dean Winchester: bringing the Metallicar to an archangel fight

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Sam: It’s okay, Dean. It’s gonna be okay. I got him.

Oh, fuck.

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And there’s….

Sam?