Rewatching Supernatural season 5, part 4

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This episode had so much potential.

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

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Hi, Loki!

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They’re so freaked out!

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Gabriel, you lying liar who lies. You totally care.

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… I do not remember there being a Ghostfacers commercial.

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So much fucking potential with the other religions. I did write a fic so I could work through how angels could kill gods, but this still bugs the crap out of me.

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Dean to the dozen or so gods who have captured him and Sam: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up.

Sam (muttering): Are you out of your mind?

Dean (muttering): I’m out of options.

DEAN IS ALWAYS PUNCHING CTHULHU IN THE THROAT and that’s what makes him Dean.

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DEAN.

Gabriel: I can’t kill my brother.

Dean: Can’t or won’t?

DEAN. Have you met you?

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SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR THE PAGANS.

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But I do love this so much:

Gabriel: Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Lucifer: What did you just say to me?

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Lucifer: Don’t forget. You learned all your tricks from me, little brother.

I think he actually feels a little sad for killing Gabriel.

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But how does Gabriel know about unlocking the cage with the rings?

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Oh, look, Croatoan is back. Yippee.

BUT THEY’RE BEING BROTHERS AGAIN AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

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Oh, I do like Crowley in his early days.

How does HE know about the rings and the cage? Were he and Gabriel friends?

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Would Sam have ever thought of this if Dean hadn’t gone off with Crowley?

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So, is “Brady” already being so high in the company down to the demon?

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Okay, “Brady” worked for Azazel, and now he works for the Horsemen. Were the Horsemen part of Azazel’s plan?

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How many people in Sam’s life throughout the years have been demons?

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Dean: Please tell us you have good news.

Bobby: Chicago’s about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.

Dean: Huh. *rests his head on his crossed arms*

Castiel: I don’t understand your definition of ‘good news.’

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Crowley sure does shout a lot.

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DEATH’S ENTRANCE IS AMAZING.

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Okay, so Reapers can only take people when it’s their time, right? But Death can take them whenever?

Also: Castiel’s speech patterns have become so much more human.

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Dean: Good luck stopping the whole zombie apocalypse.

Sam: Yeah. Good luck killing Death.

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Dean’s about to talk to Death!!

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This is my second-favorite version of Death the Horseman.

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So, is Death something different from the other three Horsemen? Pestilence and Famine are hella powerful, but War was basically just a dude. And Death? Death seems like he’s entire levels above them all.

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Dean Winchester, who punches Cthulhu in the throat twice weekly: What do you think Death does to people who lie to his face?

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Really, Bobby? This is your peptalk: Sam will beat the devil or die tryin’.

To Dean Winchester? Seriously?

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Oh, Dean, telling his kid brother that he’s not a kid anymore. And if anybody can beat Lucifer, it’s Sam.

You know HOW Sam beats Lucifer, Dean? Same reason you went to Hell for longer than you’ve been alive.

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I still don’t understand WHY they have to wear meatsuits to fight.

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Wow, Dean is such a better big brother than Michael.

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Dean Winchester: bringing the Metallicar to an archangel fight

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Sam: It’s okay, Dean. It’s gonna be okay. I got him.

Oh, fuck.

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And there’s….

Sam?