Dean Winchester facts

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This is purely for referencing.


credit to simpatico on TWoP. 

• Contrary to popular belief, Dean Winchester, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
  
• What was going through the minds of all of Dean Winchester's victims before they died? His boot.
  
• The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on games of dodgeball Dean Winchester played in second grade.
  
• Dean Winchester once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Dean Winchester re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
  
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dean Winchester could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  
• Dean Winchester CAN believe it's not butter.
  
• Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Dean Winchester calls this "a slow Tuesday."
  
• Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

credit to javabeat also on TWoP.

• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Dean Winchester.
  
• Dean Winchester does not sleep. He waits.
• Dean Winchester is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  
• Dean Winchester counted to infinity - twice.
  
• Fact: Dean Winchester doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
  
• Dean Winchester sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

credit to  Almonds still on TWoP.

Dean Winchester can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Dean Winchester can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Dean Winchester once shot a plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"