Oh, the cleverness of me

[tigriswolf]

So, say there's this version of the reboot 'verse where Leonard McCoy didn't meet Jim Kirk on the way to Starfleet.  Everything with Nero still happens(*handwaves*) except without Bones.

A year after Jim becomes captain of his ship, he's told that because the Enterprise is the fastest, they get to transport an extremely dangerous prisoner. No one can have contact with the prisoner(whose name Jim is never told) because he'd find some way to escape, and if that happens the Enterprise is lost.

Jim's like, "Dude, why are we transporting him, then?" And Starfleet says, "Minion, just do it!"

Jim's there when they bring the guy onboard.  Pretty much, his entire arms are immoblized and he's got some sort of covering over his eyes. Jim raises an eyebrow and smirks.

After his shift, he heads for his room and stretches out on his bed.  Mentally, he asks, So, how long's it been?

Down in the brig(or whatever), the prisoner laughs.  This is your ship, is it? He then answers, 'bout a hundred years, I think.

During the course of their conversation, they call each other Jack and Will, and learn each other's current names: Captain Jim Kirk and Doctor Leonard McCoy.

At some point, Jim says, I was always meant for command.  No one ever said which side, though.

So, Jim lets Bones out(though he flipflops between various names that have been used over the course of the centuries) and together they take over the ship.  Jim tells the crew to choose: him, or they can be ejected to a nearby planet for pickup from Starfleet, no hard feelings. They choose Jim.

After the ship is secure, Jim and Bones go down the gym and start fencing.  Jim asks, "How long since you fought an equal?" Bones replies, "How long since you had actual rum?"

So, yeah.  Jim and Bones are the reincarnations of Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, reborn every couple hundred years.

Anyway. I have no idea how this could work out. I just think it might could be a lot of fun.

Comments

[siluria]

I'm here thinking 'where the heck is this going' and then I got to the end - awesome idea!! :D

[tigriswolf]

*hee* Thankees!

[bionic.livejournal.com]

Your head seems like a very interesting place.....with an endless fountain of ideas.

[tigriswolf]

I know! I get all turned around sometimes, forgetting what's canon, what's fanon, and what's just in my head.

[irnan.livejournal.com]

You are my favourite crossover writer ever. Ever ever.

That is all.

[tigriswolf]

*blushes* *twirls you*

(Did you get the reference in the subject line?)

[irnan.livejournal.com]

("Oh, the arrogance of you!")

[tigriswolf]

*glee*

[dreamlittleyo.livejournal.com]

OhmyGOD, that is the best crack EVER!!! *grabby hands*

[tigriswolf]

Wouldn't it be awesomesauce? *bats eyelashes*

[blcwriter.livejournal.com]

I think it would be fabulously fun.

[tigriswolf]

*directs plotwolf to you*

[blcwriter.livejournal.com]

Oh, Geez. I have about a dozen half-finished stories right now...

[lynzibell.livejournal.com]

Do it!!!!! Please!!!!!!!

[tigriswolf]

I doubt I will, but isn't it fun to think about?

[claraine.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Sounds like a great idea for a story! And I'm..not even a fan of Trek that much. *hides*

And maybe one the Winchesters were one of their other past lives. They remind me a bit of pirates, yeah?

[tigriswolf]

*gasp* *clutches heart*

Dude. I can't know you anymore.

I kid, I kid.

Hmm... so Jim/Jack is Dean and Bones/Will is Sam? *hee* Since all three versions are my OTP for those particular fandom, that's fun.

[claraine.livejournal.com]

Between Leverage and Supernatural, there's just no room for other fandoms!

...Although the movie was really good.

And yeah, that's how I imagined the matches when I read this!

[julorean.livejournal.com]

ahsdgfgf.

That sounds like some awesome crack, yet it also somehow *isn't* and all in all, is pure utter AWESOME. :flails: You. How does the world not implode from so much AMAZING!?

[tigriswolf]

Oh, thank you!