Tricksie and False - SN fic - PG13
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tigriswolfTitle: Tricksie and False
Fandom: “Supernatural”
Disclaimer: not my characters. just for fun. Title from The Lord of the Rings.
Warnings: spoilers for up to “Tall Tales”
Pairings: *hee* none, really
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 530
Point of view: first
Notes: Does anyone deny the Trickster had a crush on Dean?
Out of every human I ever met, I gotta say—that Winchester boy is the funnest. Wait, sorry: most fun. Hmmp. Proper grammar, whatever. I’m a Trickster. Whadda I care ‘bout correctness?
Anyway. Pretty one, that boy. I seen a lotta people in my centuries, and I ain’t ever seen one his equal. His brother’s no slouch, either.
I coulda killed ‘em, easy. There’ve been quite a few hunters who’ve gone after me over the years; I’ve learned to see one when I know one—wait. Flip that. I know one when I see one. That’s better. Anyway. The two’a of them ooze hunterness. Heh. Ooze. I’ve always liked that word.
‘specially the older one, Dean. He’s a good actor, one of the better—not my equal, a’course, but I’ve had a long time to perfect the art—and he fooled me but good.
Both of ‘em did. One lil’fight and I believed I’d won. Good thing I’ve always been paranoid. Otherwise, I’d be dead and that’s no fun.
Playing with them boys was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. I’d heard of ‘em before I met ‘em—their name makes the rounds at least once a week. Cursed frequently, but sometimes said in awe. Together, they’re unbeatable, as many would attest.
But that’s together, mind. Separately, according to that freaky Scarecrow, they’re far weaker.
Unfortunately, they learned their lesson.
Anyway. Why do I keep wandering from my point? You’d think I’da learned how to tell a story over the decades.
Where was I? Hmm… oh, well.
When I was younger, my pride woulda goaded me into goin’ after ‘em, to teach ‘em what it really means to go toe-to-toe with a Trickster. But I, too, can learn.
So long as I keep my head down and move on, they’ll continue to believe they defeated me. It might get boring, for a while, but I’m a patient man. Man? Heh, figure of speech.
Maybe I should head to Africa for a vacation, look up the Spider.
But, damn, that boy was fine. Hmm… maybe in a few months I could pop in again, get them to fight some more. They were cute in the midst of a quarrel.
And they wonder why people think they’re a couple? The looks they share—I’ve seen married folk who glanced at each other with less love. Hell, even Aphrodite could learn a thing or two from them!
Ooh, ‘dite. After the Spider, I should track her down. Been awhile. She was a lovely girl—equal to that Dean kid in beauty.
Hey, if the two of them had a kid, he or she could rule the world. You heard of Helen, that bride of Troy? Yeah—Dean and ‘dite’s kid would be that pretty. Maybe prettier.
Wonder if I could get the Spider to help me play with the Winchesters. He’s gotta be gettin’ tired of Africa and her endless wars. Dean and Sammy should be a welcome distraction.
Oh, yes—the Spider, Dean, Sam, and me—we could have some fun. And if I invite ‘dite—oh… don’t mind my cackle, kid. I’m just excited, is all.
Wouldn’t you be?
Anyway. Pretty one, that boy. I seen a lotta people in my centuries, and I ain’t ever seen one his equal. His brother’s no slouch, either.
I coulda killed ‘em, easy. There’ve been quite a few hunters who’ve gone after me over the years; I’ve learned to see one when I know one—wait. Flip that. I know one when I see one. That’s better. Anyway. The two’a of them ooze hunterness. Heh. Ooze. I’ve always liked that word.
‘specially the older one, Dean. He’s a good actor, one of the better—not my equal, a’course, but I’ve had a long time to perfect the art—and he fooled me but good.
Both of ‘em did. One lil’fight and I believed I’d won. Good thing I’ve always been paranoid. Otherwise, I’d be dead and that’s no fun.
Playing with them boys was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. I’d heard of ‘em before I met ‘em—their name makes the rounds at least once a week. Cursed frequently, but sometimes said in awe. Together, they’re unbeatable, as many would attest.
But that’s together, mind. Separately, according to that freaky Scarecrow, they’re far weaker.
Unfortunately, they learned their lesson.
Anyway. Why do I keep wandering from my point? You’d think I’da learned how to tell a story over the decades.
Where was I? Hmm… oh, well.
When I was younger, my pride woulda goaded me into goin’ after ‘em, to teach ‘em what it really means to go toe-to-toe with a Trickster. But I, too, can learn.
So long as I keep my head down and move on, they’ll continue to believe they defeated me. It might get boring, for a while, but I’m a patient man. Man? Heh, figure of speech.
Maybe I should head to Africa for a vacation, look up the Spider.
But, damn, that boy was fine. Hmm… maybe in a few months I could pop in again, get them to fight some more. They were cute in the midst of a quarrel.
And they wonder why people think they’re a couple? The looks they share—I’ve seen married folk who glanced at each other with less love. Hell, even Aphrodite could learn a thing or two from them!
Ooh, ‘dite. After the Spider, I should track her down. Been awhile. She was a lovely girl—equal to that Dean kid in beauty.
Hey, if the two of them had a kid, he or she could rule the world. You heard of Helen, that bride of Troy? Yeah—Dean and ‘dite’s kid would be that pretty. Maybe prettier.
Wonder if I could get the Spider to help me play with the Winchesters. He’s gotta be gettin’ tired of Africa and her endless wars. Dean and Sammy should be a welcome distraction.
Oh, yes—the Spider, Dean, Sam, and me—we could have some fun. And if I invite ‘dite—oh… don’t mind my cackle, kid. I’m just excited, is all.
Wouldn’t you be?
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Date: 2007-03-19 06:16 pm (UTC)The two’a of them ooze hunterness. Heh. Ooze. I’ve always liked that word.
He's such a kid, it is great. Thanks for posting!
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Date: 2007-03-19 06:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-19 06:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-19 06:22 pm (UTC)_Far_ more interesting than the lecture.
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Date: 2007-03-19 06:29 pm (UTC)Really, that's all I've got at the moment. Just a lot of "hee" and a grin fit to scare my co-workers.
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Date: 2007-03-19 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-03-19 07:54 pm (UTC)Great job on the character of the Trickster-- I love how he gets easily distracted.
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Date: 2007-03-20 12:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-19 09:17 pm (UTC)in a long time. I’d heard of ‘em before I met ‘em—
their name makes the rounds at least once a week.
Cursed frequently, but sometimes said in awe. Together, they’re unbeatable, as many would attest.
LMAO This fic was very entertaining. Thank you
for sharing!
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Date: 2007-03-20 12:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-03-20 04:31 am (UTC)Ooh, ‘dite. After the Spider, I should track her down. Been awhile.
*snickers* I love how he's sidetracked here by the hot chick.
Good Trickster voice/POV. :) And yeah, he seemed to be quite taken with Dean, didn't he?
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Date: 2007-03-20 08:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-20 08:53 am (UTC)Aphrodite? 'dite? This one is even worse than Dean. Ha!
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Date: 2007-03-20 09:01 pm (UTC)Thank you for reading!
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