Five Boys Dean Never Was - SN fic - PG13

Title: Five Boys Dean Never Was(And One Man We're Glad He Never Became)
Fandom: SN
Disclaimer: not my characters except for the ones that are.  just for fun.
Warnings: AU in every regard
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1260
Point of view: third
Notes: The last part is taken from the universe I've created based on this plotwolf.  I've finally started that story but none will be posted until the entire thing is completed and typed up.  There might be snippets here and there, though.  And I'm hoping the blasted thing becomes the epic I have in my head.
More notes: age fifteen is expounded on and changed here.
Still more notes: age eight is continued here

( It begins happily. How much you wanna bet it won't end that way? )

*growls*

There is a difference between 'defiantly' and 'definitely.'  A HUGE difference.  

Also, 'I' should be capitalized.  'Cannot' is one word.  Punctuation isn't optional.

I cannot be the only person in the world who knows this.

I'm too picky, aren't I?

Mary, Mother of God

( Blasphemous? Me?  )

Choosing

( The worst choice is choosing nothing at all. )