PMS bitchiness

[tigriswolf]

The hell is 'instict'?  Dude, once is a mistake.  Twice is carelessness.

And the character's name is Carolyn.  Not Caroline.  They sound completely different.

I can't even get past the summary and there's seventeen reviews praising this?

There's not even a TITLE.  And the dialogue is punctuated incorrectly.

I'm in a pissy mood.  Sue me.

fic.

Summary: Riddick feels Fry slipping from his hand at the grasp of the evil alien, not knowing what to do he acts on instict and saves her, but was is instic or was it love?


And the aliens aren't evil!  That's like damning a lioness 'cause she ate an antelope.  Or a human for eating a cow.

And the summary is a comma-splice.

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Im Back! As u'll have noticed im changing the name to just 'daylight' cuz it'd be weird with the nu PB 2 movie coming out an all :O) ..... Riddick/Carolyn


And this?  Is NOT a summary.  I have NO desire to read this story.  I want to leave a scathing comment.

Comments

[papered.livejournal.com]

When they make the same "typo" twice, I start thinking that he/she truly believes instinct is spelled/pronounced "instict". And not typing the main character's name properly is blasphemy. x__X What the heck are you doing writing fanfiction when you can't spell your character's NAME?

Lack of punctuation piss me off beyond words. x___X Paragraphs become incomprehensible. And fanfics like this getting praise makes me want to throw something at the author.

*SPORKS*

*has so little patience*

[tigriswolf]

Yeah. I have very little patience for grammatical mistakes under the best of circumstances, so when it's that time of the month? Nope.

*sigh*

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Easy, Tiger, you're at The Pit and you want quality? Most folks don't even have literacy at That Place.

[tigriswolf]

But I have found some very good fics there, so I keep going back.

*whimpers*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Please do. LOL. I'm too much of a wuss, but lord knows some of these writer's need an unholy kick in their high-falutin', self-worshipping, oblivious, ignorant, dumb-as-doornails asses.

[tigriswolf]

But it'd be rude. And I have to be in the right mood to be rude. I don't wanna be _blacklabluver_.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Rude, whatever. This is the internet babe. For all you know, I'm a middle-aged, fat, gay, transvestite man.

[tigriswolf]

True. Darn.

I'd pictured you kinda a like Eowyn.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that I don't know what the hell you're talking about? LOL.

[tigriswolf]

Very, very sad! Have you never seen _The Lord of the Rings_?

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

I think I saw the first one, LOL. Not much of a movie buff anymore. If it ain't Supernatural, I have no clue, but I did read all of those books back in Junior High, LOL.

[tigriswolf]

Eowyn kicks ass.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I'm flattered. *grin*

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Oh,and we've started a new fic site. I'm in charge of validating stories, so why don't ya send some of your archive our way, or uh, at least sign up as a member. LOL. We need good writers over there.

http://www.supernaturalville.net/index.php

[tigriswolf]

I'll check that out.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

K, I validated ya. We really need crossover, (hint, hint).

[tigriswolf]

But my epic crossover has pedophilia. Looking at the rules, that's not allowed.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah, I know. We got some prudes. I'm trying to fix it, but you do have other crossovers, my dear. LOL.

[tigriswolf]

Yeah, I know. But that one's my favorite.

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Haha, maybe someday I'll get my own little corner of the site and we can put anything we want in there, LOL. Password locked or something.

[tigriswolf]

Ooh, nice. That'd be fun.

[tigriswolf]

If I click edit to change that complete/incomplete thing, will it be resubmitting the story?

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

NO, it won't. You gotta hit Add Story after you edit, but it doesn't resubmit. I've tried it. And even if it does. I can fix it. LOL. I'm She-Ra. I have the power.

[tigriswolf]

Thanks. Is She-Ra the green one?

Do I have to leave a comment to add something to favorites?

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL, He-Man's twin sister. Muahahahahaaha!

[tigriswolf]

Is wincest allowed?

[tru-faith-lost.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I'm working on it. Get some of your friends to sign up and vote in the poll, and I might be able to convince 'em that people want it. LOL. I know I want it.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

I once did a list of the crappy summaries I found on the first two pages of NCIS fic. It drives me bonkers. And my mother's name is Carolyn. They do indeed sound different and she gets mad when people mix them up out of carelessness. This is a person's name. You aren't allowed to just change it to suit you.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

I'm also frustrated with the recent shorthand post on spnstoryfinders. I got used to people using proper English to post there.

[tigriswolf]

Proper English is a _good_ thing. It's so annoying when people are lazy.

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

My friends pointed out that we are old school Internet. We'd already had the laws of grammar and proper English drilled into us by the time the Internet came around and we IMed and emailed and posted in complete sentences and real words, so we find the desire for Internet speak incomprehensible.

[tigriswolf]

I discovered the internet about the same time I started loving grammar, so all the shorthand really bugs me. My lilsis loves it, though.

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

You should stop going over at ff.net. I don't want you to be more traumatized by it.
*pets you*

[tigriswolf]

But there are some really good authors there who don't have livejournals, so I keep going back.