screaming loud enough to turn back the wind

So, I've decided to save links to all my stories on delicious.  It's a work in progress, since I have so many bloody fics, but everything on LJ will(hopefully) be there, including all the comment fics I've left places.  So far, I only have all of 2006, January-June of 2007, December of 2008, and 2009 as ongoing.

It's here, if you want to check it out.

Is there some trick to uploading icons on the first try that I don't know? I've been trying to upload two awesome icons since yesterday, and it's like LJ isn't even registering the attempt.

You know those icons that have words, then different words? I want two of those, please, with the following:

1. I talk a lot of craps about you. I'm really sorry to your parents.

2. “What are you sweating?” “Mostly water.”


A drabble for an icon!

Is anyone else getting slammed by spambots in LJ comments?  Like, I can't think of what else they might be.  The only person they've got friended is themselves, and I got six different LJs leaving me one comment apiece, on six different entries in my LJ.  I'm not sure what language it is, either. 

And this after weeks of leaving me comments at the different comm entries where I posted links back to the fics. 

In case nobody's figured it out, Chris Colfer is currently my favorite boy.

Guess what's available now? That's right: the trailer for the movie he WROTE and STARS IN.

[Poll #1819189]

First off, I think I should go ahead and post all the SN unfinisheds. I have a few that I think could've been really awesome, and none of them are over 500 words. Should I toss them out into the interwebs? I'm never ever gonna finish 'em.

And now the WIP paragraphs! Guess the fandoms, if you dare.


“Principal Figgins,” Grandmother said calmly, at ease behind his desk, hands clasped, smiling at him. “I am very underwhelmed by this learning institution of yours. To be quite honest, I would prefer that my grandson and Mr. Hummel still attended Dalton Academy.”

Eddie smiled. “Understood.” He paused, eyes going from each sister to Gwaihir, before down to his hands and then the door. “Secret for secret?” he offered, and whispered something. It didn’t sound English, and both twins gasped as a tiny snake slithered down his right hand. “Dad spelled him miniature,” Eddie said.

Kurt goes home and makes a list of his interests. It includes French (for his mom), theater, singing, music, Broadway, fashion, designing outfits, German (for the grandparents who died when he was a baby), The Sound of Music, writing (the usual angsty poetry of outcasts, lyrics that are actually halfway decent, short stories, and a screenplay, so far), and New York City.

Finn shows up at the tail-end, when Azimio is on the floor crying, and Dave’s unconscious, head in Kurt’s lap. Blaine gets there just after Finn and hurries to Kurt’s side, dropping next to him. Teachers come running, trying to make the kids get back to class, but everyone’s caught up by Kurt, by the look on his face, and Azimio shaking, and Kurt’s holding Dave, the kid who drove him out of school once.

The Dark Lord Voldemort rises from the ashes of his defeat, far more powerful than before. At his side, unnamed except for Apprentice, stands a young man who only ever wanted to belong somewhere he was beloved.

(There might a theme amongst these WIPs. *giggles*)

Title: turn down the noise in my mind
Fandom: Glee
Disclaimer: not my characters; title from Carly Simon
Warnings: mentions of non-con, child abuse, bullying, violence
Pairings: Shelby/Puck, OFCs/Puck, Ryerson/Puck
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 985
Point of view: third
Prompt:
Shelby gives in and her relationship with Puck becomes a lot more serious. When Figgins finds out that Puck and Shelby have slept together he calls a meeting in his office. With Puck, Shelby, Will and Emma all the room, he explains what he's found out, expresses concern about it and then he fires Shelby.

Puck is so angry that he doesn't even realize what's coming out of his mouth until he finds himself asking why everyone cares so much that he slept with a teacher when he was eighteen and he wanted to when no one has ever cared that he slept with a teacher when he was fifteen and didn't.

Cue epic guilt as all Puck's previous hints about Mr. Ryerson come flying back into the other's minds.






( For awhile, Puck thought he might be bi. He did a little research and learned that’s what it was called if someone liked looking at both boys and girls.  )



Title: I hate to break it to you, babe, but I’m not drowning
Fandom: Glee
Disclaimer: not my characters; title from “King of Anything”; all song excerpts belong to someone who is not me
Warnings: AUish for season 3
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 665
Point of view: third
Prompt: I would love it if someone sang “King of Anything” to Will. And I will have your babies if you have Kurt be the one singing it.
Note: the prompter then commented that singing to Finn was fine, as well, as long as Kurt sang the song.




( Kurt doesn’t understand why Finn was friends with Blaine before the start of the year and then turned on him.  )

[Poll #1815897]