*headdesk*
Nov. 10th, 2012 09:59 pmLike, I have no idea where the story is going or what the plot is, and so far the only thing that's happened is Klaine meeting along with, you know, centuries of backstory writ large - I don't even know if it's a Supernatural crossover or not.
I just started writing it about an hour ago - why?
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- an AU of 'I was thinking of a son' where Kurt decided to blend in until he left Lima, so he's mostly invisible at McKinley and doesn't get bullied (because no one notices him at all, and it's probably some sort of magic Kurt's doing unconsciously or Loki left intentionally), and Blaine transfers in junior year. Blaine's either popular from the start, or bullied. Most likely bullied because he's not closeted at all. And then Kurt, for no reason he can discern at first, defends him.
- an original story (screenplay? novel? novella? short story) about someone who buys a storage locker at auction and finds out it's a serial killer's trophy collection or dumping ground
- the Chosen One says fuck this, I’m outta here when told about their destiny
- an AU with badboy!Kurt and badboy!Blaine terrorizing McKinley
And a lot of others I’ve actually started but will probably never finish.
another Glee shapeshifting idea
Sep. 3rd, 2012 04:15 pmArtie Abrams: sidewinder
Blaine Anderson: jaguarundi
Rachel Berry: fairywren
Mike Chang: mountain goat
Tina Cohen-Chang: great gray owl
Sam Evans: coyote
Quinn Fabray: red fox
Finn Hudson: moose
Kurt Hummel: snow leopard
Mercedes Jones: long-tailed mockingbird
Santana Lopez: Caspian tiger
Brittany Pierce: jackalope
Noah Puckerman: harpy eagle
William Schuester: gray squirrel
Sebastian Smythe: spitting cobra
Sue Sylvester: cougar
Lauren Zizes: grizzly
Any thoughts?
1. In This Means War, why don’t they just both break it off when they realize she’s been cheating on each of them with the other? I’ll still see it, of course.
2. So, I pretty much always hate Will Schuester. That’s a given. So maybe I’m just a little sensitive to his douchenozzelness, but it really bothered me when he used the ‘how can we ever have kids with all their germs’ card on Emma. Why do they have to have kids?
3. I joined a temp agency in December. I spent all of last week on my feet, as a cashier at a college bookstore. It was actually kind of fun, except for my aching feet.
4. I’ve been reading a lot of Harry Potter fic lately. They’ve all kind of run together. Of course, this led to a continuous story in my head about Eames&Arthur rescuing Harry from the pedophile ring Vernon sold him to and adopting him. They rename him Eddie Colmes; Eames is always a wizard, in all the variations, but Arthur is sometimes a muggle. In the most recent version, he was actually Grindlewalde reincarnated. Eames is also occasionally Merlin. *shrugs* Eddie doesn’t remember his life as Harry, and at first, Eames doesn’t realize who the boy Arthur saved is. But he gets a letter as Edward Colmes, is sorted into Slytherin (Ravenclaw was a close second), and turns Hogwarts on its head. There’ve been a few different versions. *hee* Eddie calls Arthur 'Da' and Eames ' Dad,' and he really impresses people with how badass they are.
5. I haven’t added anything to the Klaine Princess Diaries fic in a week. I’m really unhappy with the last part and haven’t wanted to look at it. *sigh*
6. I’d almost lost interest in Revenge until I watched the last two episodes back-to-back. Dude, it’s awesome.
7. Also, I’ve been doing various Glee AUs in my head, but they always start the same way: all the McKinley students are taken hostage and for some reason (it varies), the gunmen want Kurt Hummel. Sometimes it’s because his mom is Loki, or she was the beloved daughter of an international criminal, or she was an alien (so, kinda like Loki?). Anyway. It’s fun.
I really want to write a fic where Kurt-as-Loki's-son burns the world down. He finally gets fed up with all the bullying (not just from his peers, like most kids, but by almost everyone who's not his father) and says fuck it, I'm done. And the world burns. (Well, except Burt. And Blaine, even though they haven't met yet. And anyone else I or Kurt like, but.
He has the power. The only thing that stops him is not wanting to actively hurt anyone.
(Yet.)
Also! The Klaine Princess Diaries fic hit 10000 words. *dances*
writing query
Dec. 7th, 2011 10:54 amFor some reason, I just hit a total snag and don't know what's right anymore. *sigh* I fucking hate sinus infections.
Also: would Kurt&Blaine have keys to each others' houses?
television
Oct. 5th, 2011 11:16 amSo, this season, I've tried to watch a few different new shows, and one on DVD.
I couldn't even finish the pilot of Ringer.
I didn't care enough about Secret Circle to tune in to the second ep, though I did like Brian Kinney as a bad guy.
I watched the first couple episodes of Vampire Diaries on DVD, but not enough to finish the disc. The only character I liked was Damon.
I'm still watching Revenge; I really am intrigued to see how Emanda is going to destroy everyone. I have no idea how they'll carry it over to multiple seasons, though.
Supernatural: I've still not seen most of season 6. None of season 7.
Glee: I actually almost like Schue this season. So weird. Still fastforwarding most of his scenes.
I'm watching X-Factor and Project Runway whenever
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I'm also having the DVR record Ancient Aliens because I find it fascinating, but I don't believe in it. I think. Maybe. (It does make a bit of sense.)
And tonight the DVR is recording the pilot for American Horror Story because Zachary Quinto may be in it. I really hate ghosts, so we'll see how that goes.